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Old 11-01-2010, 08:57 AM   #1
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I just heard on the radio

this man says this guy is dating his daughter very nice kid. and he go's to play tennis with him and in the shower he saw his crank and said its huge. he wants to know he can break them up says hes going to rip his daughter!
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:37 AM   #2
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it was fucking funny im still laughing
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:44 AM   #3
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Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?


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Old 11-01-2010, 09:50 AM   #4
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Is this one of those "guess you had to be there" moments I've heard about?


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why the hell was he looking at his crank? he's a 16 year old kid maybe he was feeling like a dwarf moment.
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:01 AM   #5
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that would SUCK hahaha
so glad I don't have daughters
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he said it looked like a ant eater snort i think i broke a rib laughing
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he said it looked like a ant eater snort i think i broke a rib laughing


If you'd said that in the first post then it would have been funny.
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omg im still laughing weird shit monday
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Old 11-01-2010, 01:50 PM   #10
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I suppose it should be the female's decision whether she wants to fuck a big dick or not. I assume that crank means dick.
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Ah, what the hell...
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Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend thing (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I'll say this;

Any father should be proud, nay, HAPPY for his little girl that, after seeing the kid's trouser whopper, he realizes his little pumpkin princess has bagged herself a keeper.

"That's my girl!"
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...I assume that crank means dick.
god damn almost spit coffee everywhere....
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Old 11-01-2010, 10:03 PM   #16
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Okay, all creepiness aside from the whole dad showering within eyeshot of the daughter's boyfriend crank (or the boyfriend's thing for that matter) I
when you play sports they have the central shower at the clubs.

and yes crank means your dizzo ding a ling wing wing
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