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fris · 11-02-2010, 06:49 AM

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

bloggerz · 11-02-2010, 06:50 AM

good one lol

thickcash_amo · 11-02-2010, 06:52 AM

hahaha funny, but I don't think he is complaining much!

michael.kickass · 11-02-2010, 07:08 AM

good one for sure!

daniel_webcams · 11-02-2010, 07:15 AM

nice one

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ottopottomouse · 11-02-2010, 07:25 AM

He throws up quite often too.

Mutt · 11-02-2010, 07:27 AM

ha, you got that from The Reader's Digest, my grandmother had that taped to her refrigerator.

DiF0r · 11-02-2010, 07:28 AM

loool funny one

raven1083 · 11-02-2010, 07:35 AM

nice one

BFT3K · 11-02-2010, 08:09 AM

candyflip · 11-02-2010, 08:26 AM

I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.

woj · 11-02-2010, 08:32 AM

Imortyl Pussycat · 11-02-2010, 08:34 AM

too funny

u-Bob · 11-02-2010, 08:34 AM

hehe

Chosen · 11-02-2010, 08:46 AM

Old but still good one

Houdini · 11-02-2010, 08:50 AM

And he has to do pushups in the dark until he throws up. Think I heard this one about 20 years ago in Jr. High lol.

Si · 11-02-2010, 09:08 AM

Oldie but gets me everytime

2MuchMark · 11-02-2010, 09:09 AM

anexsia · 11-02-2010, 09:27 AM

but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.

CaptainHowdy · 11-02-2010, 09:29 AM

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fatfoo · 11-02-2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

but atleast he doesn't bleed all over the place once a month.

Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.

Paul Markham · 11-02-2010, 09:37 AM

I did the illustrations for that joke. It was meant to be part of the Bayer Tapestry. LOL

atom · 11-02-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

I think that might have actually been the first dirty joke I ever told.

Exactly what I as thinking. What's great is I still laughed when I read it.

C H R I S · 11-02-2010, 10:53 AM

Oldy but goody.

JayDeeZee · 11-02-2010, 11:08 AM

LOL - that's a good one.

SomeCreep · 11-02-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbour is an asshole, his bestfriend is a pussy and his owner beats him.

anexsia · 11-02-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Unless the penis got STDs and becomes bloody.

lol very true fatfoo

_Richard_ · 11-02-2010, 11:32 AM

haha good one

Sarah_Jayne · 11-02-2010, 11:43 AM

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

SpongeBub · 11-02-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

That may have been the first joke I ever told.

PornstarXS · 11-02-2010, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

In other news...if your feet smell and your nose runs you are built upside down.

Sometimes a dick smells and runs as well. Does that mean we are built from the center out or we should be watching where we stick our dicks into.

Sarah_Jayne · 11-02-2010, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SpongeBub

That may have been the first joke I ever told.

It is the first one my grandfather told me and I thought he created it. Then, I heard it in the lockers section of You Can't Do That On Television and it was like somebody had told me about Santa and the Easter Bunny all at once.

nico-t · 11-02-2010, 01:45 PM

first joke that i can remember hearing as a kid:

when is it ok to spit a turkish woman in the face? when her mustache is on fire.

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