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Old 11-10-2010, 10:18 AM   #1
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God will save us from climate change!!!!!



God will save us from climate change: U.S. Representative


U.S. Representative John Shimkus, possible future chairman of the Congressional committee that deals with energy and its attendant environmental concerns, believes that climate change should not concern us since God has already promised not to destroy the Earth.

Shimkus, an evangelical Christian and a Republican member of the House from Illinois, on Tuesday signalled his desire to become chairman of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

The Energy and Commerce committee is among the most powerful in the U.S. Congress, with a wide-ranging purview over legislation touching on energy policy, environmental initiatives and public health.

Shimkus already serves on the committee. During a hearing in 2009, he dismissed the dangers of climate change and the warnings of the scientific community by quoting the Bible.

First, he noted God?s post-Flood promise to Noah in Genesis 8:21-22.

?Never again will I curse the ground because of man, even though all inclinations of his heart are evil from childhood and never again will I destroy all living creatures as I have done.

?As long as the earth endures, seed time and harvest, cold and heat, summer and winter, day and night, will never cease.?

?I believe that?s the infallible word of God, and that?s the way it?s going to be for his creation,? Shimkus said.

Then he quoted Matthew 24:31.

?And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds from one end of the heavens to the other.?

?The Earth will end only when God declares it?s time to be over. Man will not destroy this Earth. This Earth will not be destroyed by a Flood,? Shimkus asserted. ?I do believe that God?s word is infallible, unchanging, perfect.?

Following the Republican wave in the recent Congressional elections, the committee will shift from Democratic to Republican leadership.

On Tuesday, Shimkus sent a letter to his colleagues burnishing his credentials by saying he is ?uniquely qualified among a group of talented contenders to lead the Energy and Commerce Committee.?


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Old 11-10-2010, 10:24 AM   #2
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we'd better hope god saves us from it, because we sure as hell can't do anything to prevent it.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:26 AM   #3
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Wow, what a fucking clown. God will also make me go blind from beating off. Fuck I have 20/20... what's the deal? Is he on vacation?
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:33 AM   #4
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Since I could care fucking less about climate change...... I am a lot more concerned about who is going to save us from an out of control government that wants to tax the air.
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Old 11-10-2010, 10:36 AM   #5
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:34 AM   #6
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well, looks like that problem is solved. Next!
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:35 AM   #7
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What we need is cap n trade and everyone needs to wear a mask that calculates how much air they are using and then tax them on that.
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I worked in porn but I am still believing in god as well he created everything.
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Old 11-10-2010, 11:36 AM   #9
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I hope climate change will save me from god.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:24 PM   #11
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I always wanted to see the apocalypse. Fuck you God!
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:40 PM   #12
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Yet God didn't save all the large mammals in the last ice age.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:41 PM   #13
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Yet God didn't save all the large mammals in the last ice age.
god helps those who help themselves.

dumb animals that refuse to help themselves deserve death.
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Old 11-10-2010, 12:45 PM   #14
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First is was Global Warming, but when that didn't make sense, the same idiots changed the name to climate change
Gore was passionate about spending money to prevent the level of the oceans to rise, then he bought a sea side house, go figure
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants
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Old 11-10-2010, 01:02 PM   #15
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First is was Global Warming, but when that didn't make sense, the same idiots changed the name to climate change
Gore was passionate about spending money to prevent the level of the oceans to rise, then he bought a sea side house, go figure
Yeah, I mean, are there any respected scientists out there that can prove that humans are changing this planet for the worse?
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:08 PM   #16
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:29 PM   #17
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Moronic. Like believing in Noah and the Flood.
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:31 PM   #18
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Old 11-10-2010, 03:38 PM   #19
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