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Decisions, Decisions...... oh what to do with this!
So I was talking to someone this morning and in the conversation I asked what I was supposed to do next or something, I can't be quite clear because I had just gotten out of bed..... but I remember reading something about scratching my balls.
This leaves me with a huge decision to make as my balls just happen to be attached to my husband and he is sleeping. Should I go and try and scratch them? He is either going to knock the living shit out of me or wake up with a raging hardon!! Oh what to do, what to do. I should mention I do have long fingernails!!
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lol
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hmmm, yeah it could go either way lol
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I know.. He's never hit me before, not in 26 years, but I have a feeling if I go at his.. I mean MY balls with long fingernails in his sleep, he just may make a strong exception to that "no hitting rule" in my home. lmao
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Or you might discover a new fetish in your bedroom and this will bring you two closer.
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Oh yeah? You think? Let me come at your balls at 7:00 AM with long fingernails...... see what kind of fetish THAT is... rotfl
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Oh but wait. some of you without girlfriends just may welcome any hand touching your balls.
rotflmfao
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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If he doesn't wake up he's going to have some weird dreams.
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Got a fire extinguisher in the house? Spray that on him. At the very least, it'll make for an entertaining morning.
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ok ok excuse me for a minute
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And fire extinguishers? Hmm..... something tells me he may use the cannister on me once I emptied it out on him. Are you trying to get me killed?
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You would probably enjoy the canister to much for me to use it as a weapon.
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YOU go back to bed, I am trying to figure ou t how to torture you in your sleep!
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+1 for scratching balls. frankly, he won't mind
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