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Old 11-30-2010, 08:41 AM   #1
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Decisions, Decisions...... oh what to do with this!

So I was talking to someone this morning and in the conversation I asked what I was supposed to do next or something, I can't be quite clear because I had just gotten out of bed..... but I remember reading something about scratching my balls.

This leaves me with a huge decision to make as my balls just happen to be attached to my husband and he is sleeping.

Should I go and try and scratch them? He is either going to knock the living shit out of me or wake up with a raging hardon!!

Oh what to do, what to do.

I should mention I do have long fingernails!!
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:42 AM   #2
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hmmm, yeah it could go either way lol
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:58 AM   #3
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hmmm, yeah it could go either way lol
I know.. He's never hit me before, not in 26 years, but I have a feeling if I go at his.. I mean MY balls with long fingernails in his sleep, he just may make a strong exception to that "no hitting rule" in my home. lmao
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:30 AM   #4
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Or you might discover a new fetish in your bedroom and this will bring you two closer.
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:31 AM   #5
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Or you might discover a new fetish in your bedroom and this will bring you two closer.
Oh yeah? You think? Let me come at your balls at 7:00 AM with long fingernails...... see what kind of fetish THAT is... rotfl
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:32 AM   #6
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Oh but wait. some of you without girlfriends just may welcome any hand touching your balls.

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If he doesn't wake up he's going to have some weird dreams.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:05 AM   #8
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Got a fire extinguisher in the house? Spray that on him. At the very least, it'll make for an entertaining morning.
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ok ok excuse me for a minute





now... what was the question again?
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:52 AM   #10
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If he doesn't wake up he's going to have some weird dreams.
Oh boy, he'd wake up wondering what the hell kind of dreams he was having and then come and wanna take it out on ME. lmao

And fire extinguishers? Hmm..... something tells me he may use the cannister on me once I emptied it out on him. Are you trying to get me killed?
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You would probably enjoy the canister to much for me to use it as a weapon.
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:16 AM   #12
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You would probably enjoy the canister to much for me to use it as a weapon.
YOU go back to bed, I am trying to figure ou t how to torture you in your sleep!
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:55 AM   #13
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+1 for scratching balls. frankly, he won't mind
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