Google gonna lay down $5.3 Billion (give or take) for Groupon - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2010, 11:44 AM

Nice payday for Groupon

Thats a shitload of money btw loll

http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2010/11/.../?ref=business

Deej · 11-30-2010, 11:45 AM

Shit I just heard of groupon like 2 weeks ago...

jkthedesigner · 11-30-2010, 11:57 AM

Congrats to Groupon. Great idea, low overhead, huge profits, great marketing. Still not worth $5 billion when google could wipe them out for much less.

DEA - banned for life · 11-30-2010, 12:02 PM

wouldnt pay a dime over 5.2 billion..google got ripped !

LeRoy · 11-30-2010, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Shit I just heard of groupon like 2 weeks ago...

Ok I dont feel so bad..

I just heard about Groupon last week lol

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2010, 12:15 PM

I wonder if Escorts can be included in a "Groupon"

Like a discounted rate if 10 "Johns" sign up for 30 minutes and so on

datatank · 11-30-2010, 12:18 PM

biggest payday for any site ?

datatank · 11-30-2010, 12:19 PM

adding that he would talk “only if you want to talk about my other passion, building miniature dollhouses.”

Im going to invest in doll houses

HomerSimpson · 11-30-2010, 12:25 PM

looks to me like google is washing some money...

PornMD · 11-30-2010, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson

looks to me like google is washing some money...

Has to be...Groupons coupons suck. It would be awesome if people organized a unsub-from-Groupon day after Google makes it purchase. I already unsubbed from it myself because after about a month, there wasn't a single coupon I'd have used.

Poppy · 11-30-2010, 12:27 PM

and started 2yrs ago!!!

David! · 11-30-2010, 12:35 PM

Groupon isn't a bad idea, but imo the offers are not that great and there are a lot of fine lines to take in consideration.
I tried it for a Moroccan restaurant, paid $12 for $25 voucher; we went to the restaurant for lunch and were told we could not order any lunch special, we had to order from the regular menu where items were almost double the price from the lunch specials.
People in tables next to us had ordered the same exact thing. When the food came out, we realized it was the same amount of food. The only difference was they paid $7 for a plate that cost us $14.
In the end we saved $1 I think. So nothing earth shattering. One of my wife's friend had bought a laser hair removal package at supposedly 80%. Well, it turned out to be the same "in-the-door" offer where you find out that it really does not include anything and you must be up-sold quite a bit to really get what you thought you wanted to get. It's like buying a membership to a porn site for $.99 a month only to find out that you need to pay another $29 to see the videos, otherwise, you are stuck with pictures only...

madawgz · 11-30-2010, 01:27 PM

google has to be washing money on this deal, 5BLN? lol!

Juicy D. Links · 11-30-2010, 03:27 PM

i just put a groupon up lmk if you like it

Fat Panda · 11-30-2010, 03:48 PM

i agree, 90% of groupon offers suck balls...

epitome · 11-30-2010, 03:59 PM

A two year old company valued at $1.5 billion sells for $5.3 billion.

epitome · 11-30-2010, 04:02 PM

I just paid $9.95 for a groupon that gives me Google Analtyics for a year.

ICQ me if you want the link.

11-30-2010, 11:44 AM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Google gonna lay down $5.3 Billion (give or take) for Groupon Nice payday for Groupon Thats a shitload of money btw loll http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2010/11/.../?ref=business

11-30-2010, 11:45 AM	#2
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	Shit I just heard of groupon like 2 weeks ago... __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

11-30-2010, 11:57 AM	#3
jkthedesigner Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 272	Congrats to Groupon. Great idea, low overhead, huge profits, great marketing. Still not worth $5 billion when google could wipe them out for much less. __________________ Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle -Abraham Lincoln ICQ:616116324 Skype: jkthedesigner

11-30-2010, 12:25 PM	#9
HomerSimpson Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Springfield Posts: 13,826	looks to me like google is washing some money... __________________ Make a bank with Chaturbate - the best selling webcam program Ads that can't be block with AdBlockers !!! /// Best paying popup program (Bitcoin payouts) !!! PHP, MySql, Smarty, CodeIgniter, Laravel, WordPress, NATS... fixing stuff, server migrations & optimizations... My ICQ: 27429884 \| Email:

11-30-2010, 12:27 PM	#11
Poppy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: O H I O Posts: 6,254	and started 2yrs ago!!! __________________ VP Sales, Peak5Payments [email protected] Skype: consultpoppy In adult since 98'

11-30-2010, 12:02 PM	#4
DEA - banned for life V.I.P. Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: InYour Head Posts: 7,886	wouldnt pay a dime over 5.2 billion..google got ripped !

11-30-2010, 12:15 PM	#6
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I wonder if Escorts can be included in a "Groupon" Like a discounted rate if 10 "Johns" sign up for 30 minutes and so on

11-30-2010, 12:18 PM	#7
datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	biggest payday for any site ?

11-30-2010, 12:19 PM	#8
datatank Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: My dog is blacker than Tupac Posts: 5,471	adding that he would talk “only if you want to talk about my other passion, building miniature dollhouses.” Im going to invest in doll houses

11-30-2010, 12:35 PM	#12
David! By the wrath of Agamemnon Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Miami Posts: 6,501	Groupon isn't a bad idea, but imo the offers are not that great and there are a lot of fine lines to take in consideration. I tried it for a Moroccan restaurant, paid $12 for $25 voucher; we went to the restaurant for lunch and were told we could not order any lunch special, we had to order from the regular menu where items were almost double the price from the lunch specials. People in tables next to us had ordered the same exact thing. When the food came out, we realized it was the same amount of food. The only difference was they paid $7 for a plate that cost us $14. In the end we saved $1 I think. So nothing earth shattering. One of my wife's friend had bought a laser hair removal package at supposedly 80%. Well, it turned out to be the same "in-the-door" offer where you find out that it really does not include anything and you must be up-sold quite a bit to really get what you thought you wanted to get. It's like buying a membership to a porn site for $.99 a month only to find out that you need to pay another $29 to see the videos, otherwise, you are stuck with pictures only... __________________ .

11-30-2010, 01:27 PM	#13
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	google has to be washing money on this deal, 5BLN? lol! __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

11-30-2010, 03:27 PM	#14
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	i just put a groupon up lmk if you like it

11-30-2010, 03:48 PM	#15
Fat Panda Porn is Dead. Move along. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 13,295	i agree, 90% of groupon offers suck balls...

11-30-2010, 03:59 PM	#16
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	A two year old company valued at $1.5 billion sells for $5.3 billion.

11-30-2010, 04:02 PM	#17
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	I just paid $9.95 for a groupon that gives me Google Analtyics for a year. ICQ me if you want the link.