The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear a Southerner Say
 

No Matter How Much They've Had to Drink,
No Matter How Far From the South They've Wandered,
and No Matter How Much the Skunks Are Threatening...


39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"



(I'm from Texas, which is officially the west... not the south) ;)

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.

38. I dont need a gun rack in my pickup

Are you really going to post 1 for each post?

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

you gotte do something to keep your posts up ....

You betcha. :)

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

Getting paid per post for your sig?

This is the second thread he's doing this...

Can't you see he's only trying to get a higher post count?

This thread will make him earn almost $10

:1orglaugh

I like that one. I am easily amused.

Tranza, just to point out.
First of all its TCG's money not yours
Second
You:
(15.85 posts per day)
Him:
(13.37 posts per day)

By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him.

:1orglaugh


34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

30. Wrasslin's fake.

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

28. We're vegetarians.

27. Do you think my hair is too big?

26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?

Jeff Who?

24. Who's Richard Petty?

(Who's Richard Petty?)

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

22. someone should be banned

22. Deer heads detract from the decor.

I keep asking, but they say you're not quite offensive enough. :1orglaugh

21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.

I am from texas and it is the south the dirty dirty south 3rd coast!

20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.

15. I've got it all on a floppy disk.

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

13. See sig

12. My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.