The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear a Southerner Say - GoFuckYourself.com

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 05:59 PM

No Matter How Much They've Had to Drink,
No Matter How Far From the South They've Wandered,
and No Matter How Much the Skunks Are Threatening...

39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex"

(I'm from Texas, which is officially the west... not the south) ;)

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:00 PM

38. Duct tape won't fix that.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:00 PM

37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.

bringer · 05-17-2005, 06:01 PM

38. I dont need a gun rack in my pickup

Alky · 05-17-2005, 06:01 PM

Are you really going to post 1 for each post?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:01 PM

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

Robertf · 05-17-2005, 06:03 PM

you gotte do something to keep your posts up ....

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alky

Are you really going to post 1 for each post?

You betcha.

35. We don't keep firearms in this house.

Libertine · 05-17-2005, 06:05 PM

Getting paid per post for your sig?

tranza · 05-17-2005, 06:06 PM

This is the second thread he's doing this...

Can't you see he's only trying to get a higher post count?

tranza · 05-17-2005, 06:06 PM

This thread will make him earn almost $10

Furious_Male · 05-17-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dagwolf

36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.

I like that one. I am easily amused.

Alex · 05-17-2005, 06:09 PM

Tranza, just to point out.
First of all its TCG's money not yours
Second
You:
(15.85 posts per day)
Him:
(13.37 posts per day)

By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

Tranza, just to point out.
First of all its TCG's money not yours
Second
You:
(15.85 posts per day)
Him:
(13.37 posts per day)

By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him.

34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:12 PM

33. You can't feed that to the dog.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:13 PM

32. I thought Graceland was tacky.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:13 PM

31. No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:13 PM

30. Wrasslin's fake.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:14 PM

29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:14 PM

28. We're vegetarians.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:14 PM

27. Do you think my hair is too big?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:15 PM

26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:15 PM

25. Honey, do these bonsai trees need watering?

Napolean · 05-17-2005, 06:15 PM

Jeff Who?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:16 PM

24. Who's Richard Petty?

(Who's Richard Petty?)

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:16 PM

23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.

Fake Nick · 05-17-2005, 06:16 PM

22. someone should be banned

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:17 PM

22. Deer heads detract from the decor.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Nick

22. someone should be banned

I keep asking, but they say you're not quite offensive enough.

21. Spitting is such a nasty habit.

Funky Bastard · 05-17-2005, 06:18 PM

I am from texas and it is the south the dirty dirty south 3rd coast!

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:18 PM

20. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:19 PM

19. Trim the fat off that steak.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:19 PM

18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:19 PM

17. The tires on that truck are too big.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:20 PM

16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:20 PM

15. I've got it all on a floppy disk.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:20 PM

14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:21 PM

13. See sig

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:21 PM

12. My fiancee, Paula Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:21 PM

11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:22 PM

10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:22 PM

9. Checkmate.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:23 PM

8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:23 PM

7. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:23 PM

6. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:24 PM

5. I don't have a favorite college team.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:24 PM

4. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:25 PM

3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:25 PM

2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.

Dagwolf · 05-17-2005, 06:25 PM

And the #1 thing you would NEVER hear a Southerner say is -

05-17-2005, 06:00 PM	#2
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	38. Duct tape won't fix that. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:00 PM	#3
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:01 PM	#4
bringer i have man boobies Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: van down by the river Posts: 13,082	38. I dont need a gun rack in my pickup __________________ 333-765-551

05-17-2005, 06:01 PM	#6
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:03 PM	#7
Robertf Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 392	you gotte do something to keep your posts up .... __________________ ....

05-17-2005, 05:59 PM	#1
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	The Top 39 Things You Would NEVER Hear a Southerner Say No Matter How Much They've Had to Drink, No Matter How Far From the South They've Wandered, and No Matter How Much the Skunks Are Threatening... 39. "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" (I'm from Texas, which is officially the west... not the south) ;) __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:01 PM	#5
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	Are you really going to post 1 for each post?

05-17-2005, 06:05 PM	#9
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	Getting paid per post for your sig? __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

05-17-2005, 06:06 PM	#10
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	This is the second thread he's doing this... Can't you see he's only trying to get a higher post count? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

05-17-2005, 06:09 PM	#13
Alex So Fucking Banned (YEA!!) Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,963	Tranza, just to point out. First of all its TCG's money not yours Second You: (15.85 posts per day) Him: (13.37 posts per day) By that standard you are more of a sigwhore than him. __________________ Care about me? Who? Me! Who?

05-17-2005, 06:12 PM	#15
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	33. You can't feed that to the dog. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:13 PM	#16
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	32. I thought Graceland was tacky. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:13 PM	#18
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	30. Wrasslin's fake. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:14 PM	#19
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:14 PM	#20
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	28. We're vegetarians. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:14 PM	#21
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	27. Do you think my hair is too big? __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#22
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	26. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:15 PM	#24
Napolean Old school Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Kettering, OH Posts: 4,327	Jeff Who? __________________ Need a programmer? (Desktop/Web Applications) --- Skype: napoleande

05-17-2005, 06:16 PM	#25
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	24. Who's Richard Petty? (Who's Richard Petty?) __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:16 PM	#27
Fake Nick So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: go troll goo! Posts: 7,708	22. someone should be banned

05-17-2005, 06:17 PM	#28
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	22. Deer heads detract from the decor. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:18 PM	#30
Funky Bastard So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: San Antonio, Texas Posts: 2,544	I am from texas and it is the south the dirty dirty south 3rd coast!

05-17-2005, 06:19 PM	#32
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	19. Trim the fat off that steak. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:20 PM	#35
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	16. I'll have the arugula and ridicchio salad. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:20 PM	#36
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	15. I've got it all on a floppy disk. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:20 PM	#37
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	14. Unsweetened tea tastes better. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:21 PM	#38
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	13. See sig __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:22 PM	#41
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:22 PM	#42
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	9. Checkmate. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:23 PM	#43
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	8. She's too old to be wearing a bikini. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:24 PM	#46
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	5. I don't have a favorite college team. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.

05-17-2005, 06:25 PM	#48
Dagwolf President of Canada Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo Posts: 23,141	3. I believe you cooked those green beans too long. __________________ Sleep well, and dream of large women.