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Devin

05-22-2007 07:03 PM

Neighbor is turning 100 yrs old, what to buy?

What do you buy someone turning 100 yrs old?

I don't think a card quite does the trick. Neither does an
ipod. I would like to do something nice.

Maybe a card that list things that are older than you, just kidding.

Any thoughts or suggestions greatly appreciated.

Have a great day!

SweetT

05-22-2007 07:05 PM

Dont buy him green bananas, that's for sure ;)

--T

Aussie Rebel

05-22-2007 07:08 PM

A coffin

baddog

05-22-2007 07:09 PM

My great-grandmother would have appreciated a bottle of good sherry

stev0

05-22-2007 07:36 PM

depends...

After Shock Media

05-22-2007 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 12472456)

depends...

buhahahahahaha

Silly Guy

05-22-2007 07:41 PM

male or female?

are you invited to the party?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

05-22-2007 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 12472456)

depends...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Beat me to it!

Give him something to live for, like a trip to Mardi Gras next year...

http://www.portapulpit.com/uploaded_...man-765724.jpg

ADG

IllTestYourGirls

05-22-2007 07:47 PM

the deed to his house

Humpy Leftnut

05-22-2007 07:48 PM

Something for their great great great great grand children, naturally.

tony286

05-22-2007 07:50 PM

A "A today could be the final day of your life "t shirt lol

notabook

05-22-2007 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12472343)

A coffin

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh This post is teh winnar!

Spunky

05-22-2007 07:57 PM

A new suit or a dress

JamesK2

05-22-2007 08:02 PM

Viagra and a fleshlight

Bama	05-22-2007 08:11 PM

Pet Rock!

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE

05-22-2007 08:31 PM

http://www.hoveround.com/images/phot...er_rotator.gif

pornmasta

05-22-2007 08:34 PM

a pacemaker

Choose

05-22-2007 08:59 PM

a CD of really old type music from their time
that is...if they have something to play it on

k0nr4d

05-22-2007 09:28 PM

cake with a stripper inside

Swish

05-22-2007 09:49 PM

A gentle hooker :thumbsup

Kevin Marx

05-22-2007 10:18 PM

a nice pillow... he can take it with him.

cocky

05-22-2007 10:20 PM

a nice casket

BV	05-22-2007 11:49 PM

Maybe take him out for a nice dinner or lunch, or just spend some time playing checkers or cards or something like that. Listen to their stories, etc etc....

Pleasurepays

05-22-2007 11:51 PM

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...pen_coffin.jpg

GigoloMason

05-22-2007 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12472343)

A coffin

Fucker beat me to it!

UniversalPass Pete

05-23-2007 12:03 AM

Lap Dance!:pimp

Devin

05-23-2007 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12472343)

A coffin

:1orglaugh - so cold. Here's a gift certificate to Karls coffins and things!

Quote:

Originally Posted by stev0 (Post 12472456)

depends...

Got those on the 99th!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12472479)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Beat me to it!

Give him something to live for, like a trip to Mardi Gras next year...

http://www.portapulpit.com/uploaded_...man-765724.jpg

ADG

What if somebody thru her beads and she decided to take it off! :Oh crap
Wouldn't want to do that. they've had enough problems in New Orleans.

Somebody asked about a party. We are giving her a party. So she will be telling us stories of the old days, which is always nice.

I still have a few days to brainstorm.

everblazin

05-23-2007 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12472343)

A coffin

Harsh but funny :P

Devin

05-23-2007 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12472479)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Beat me to it!

Give him something to live for, like a trip to Mardi Gras next year...

OOhh the visual!!

http://pinom.com/craigs/image002.jpg

http://pinom.com/craigs/image003.jpg

stev0

05-23-2007 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 12472479)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Beat me to it!

Give him something to live for, like a trip to Mardi Gras next year...

http://www.portapulpit.com/uploaded_...man-765724.jpg

ADG

Oh man, he'd probably have a heart attack... and die happy!

madawgz

05-23-2007 12:41 AM

maybe just spend some time with him, get a card and eat lunch or something

Sarah_Jayne

05-23-2007 01:39 AM

Let him tell you one long 'when I was young' story.

DaniBear

05-23-2007 03:16 AM

Kamagra?!

Scott McD

05-23-2007 03:20 AM

Get him a hooker...

AtlantisCash

05-23-2007 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 12473794)

Get him a hooker...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
hahahaha, i was thinking the same, or better some Program owners or content shooters on "GFY" can send him their models to him.

Nysus

05-23-2007 05:30 AM

100 dollar bill. :)

Michaelious

05-23-2007 05:34 AM

Try soft baby food or diapers

BBWTori

05-23-2007 05:37 AM

One hundred Dollar bills

Danny B

05-23-2007 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AtlantisCash (Post 12473880)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
hahahaha, i was thinking the same, or better some Program owners or content shooters on "GFY" can send him their models to him.

get that shit on tape and then make him the star of your new venture:

mygrandpagotgame.com
he'll be remebered for ever!

hzoltan

05-23-2007 06:00 AM

don't buy too difficult puzzle...maybe he won't have time to solve it :)

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