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Survey: Do you stand up to wipe or not?
So this wierd guy from Texas told me he stands up to wipe his ass, what about you?
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Voted :)
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none of the above, us civilized folk use a hose.
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Stand up like a man :)
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I stand up cause I can get more shit.
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i sit
natasha x |
Morning bump for justice.
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Stand of course.
I didn't think it was possible to have a proper wipe otherwise... |
Random note: Karen O singer has a song about doing something standing up.
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However, standing does have the benefit of making it impossible that during the wiping action you actually reach down too far and put your hand in the shit you just shat. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh |
Stand of course. You need a good shoulder width leg spread to effectively remove all the residual shit from your hole.
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Everytime! cause my dick is wet from hanging in the toilet water.....
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what a question, no shit
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Of course I stand! How else can I reach the bathroom curtains?
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bump to the top
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None of you has a bidet?!? :Oh crap
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/...YGIENEFAIL.jpg What I've learned from this thread: Some people feel they must take a stand, and stand up for their wipes... :) ADG |
I've never tried it standing up lol
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I don't wipe.
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Time for a Public Service Announcement: http://www.frigginrandom.com/wp-cont...-ass-folks.jpg ADG |
How the hell do you even wipe at all sitting down? Unless you're doing a back-to-front, and that's as bad as not wiping at all.
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I even pee standing up... unless Im in my own bathroom.
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You people that stand up, are you saying you stand up completely then begin wiping your ass?
That sounds insane. I can't believe anybody wipes their ass like that. |
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I wipe sitting down. I just lean over and rest the back of my wrist on the butt-sweat moistened toilette seat for leverage as I wipe because who cares about the back of their wrist...? I also look at the tissue after wiping, and continue to waste massive amounts of toilette paper for each wipe until the tissue stays white... then if I'm in a public bathroom I leave everything in the toilette with the seat up for someone else to flush because I don't touch public flush handles.
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stand up
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After 34 years, last year I changed my policy on this issue and shifted to sit'n'wipe.
Honestly, I wish I'd done it earlier. It's much more efficient. |
i got bitches licking my hole clean after every shit i take
beat that shit! |
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ADG |
I have to stand up because the window curtains are out of reach from the toilet bowl
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I dont see it possible by wiping it when siting down
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who the hell stands up? that's just inviting something to escape and run down the back of your leg.
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Unless you want to accidentally touch the shit you have just made.. |
you must have some nasty bowels if your shits piles so high in the toilet it touched your ass.
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Fuck.. I can't believe someone making polls like that...
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Man, this thread is full of shit.
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