OMG Check Out What My Secret Santa Got Me! Pics Inside.
 

.....Not really. My secret Santa sent me two bootleg copies of some computer games and a floppy disk full of cheats/walkthroughs. He sent the following note with my gift (my words in red):

Happy Secret Santa!

I hope you enjoy these. They are my favorite computer games.

I'm sorry they don't have the boxes and aren't new or original, but my affiliates haven't paid me in some time. I didn't know affiliates were supposed to pay.....

I included everything I could on the floppy. There are walkthroughs and information and on the MechCommander CD, there are a lot of extra things. Just browse and take a look.

Have fun with it!

Gee, thanks.

Although I am grateful for anything I ever get, It pissed me off that this guy had the nerve to do this to me when his list was full of expensive stuff. I wasn't expecting anything expensive, but I wondered why this guy even put his name in if he wasn't going to at least put some thought into it.

If I wanted bootleg games, I could have done that myself. Shit, a gift of blank cds would have been cool.

Anyhow, turns out that I was this guy's secret Santa as well (not sure if it was supposed to be that way) so I went out and purchased an ipod (it was on his list) before I got my lovely gift from him. Not a Nano or video ipod, but still a nice 20 gig for some fool I don't even know.

Since you were foul to me, you get the same. Here is my note I sent with your gift on the 20th:

Happy Secret Santa to you too

I hope you enjoy this fauxpod. It's my favorite mp3 player.

I'm sorry it's not a real ipod, but my "affiliates" haven't paid me in some time.

I tried to make the fauxpod look as real as I could.

Have fun!

Pic:

http://www.sologirlblog.com/pod2.jpg

I'm going to give the real ipod to my girlfriend's brother in law. He is blind, but he has mentioned wanting one to listen to audio books.

I wont name you, you know who you are. No hard feelings. Have a Merry Christmas. :pimp

hahahah ownage

that sucks :(

Thats some funny shit. That would be some funny shit to know who it was. Especially if they talk a big game.

thats classic ownage...

Now what really would of sucked was if you sent it out b4 you got his gift...

Threads like this are why I read GFY. :1orglaugh

oh my fucking god, that is hilarious

why would you sign up for a secret santa program if you couldn't even afford a video game? what as ASSHOLE

post the name of the person so we all can laugh...SERIOUSLY

oh wait, i bet it is AlienQ, he has been begging for work lately

I thought that Christmas was about giving.

OMG Pirated games huh. Really wanna own his ass? Turn him in lol

AHahahahhahahahahahahaahaa

sounds like he is foreign. great job with the fauxpod!

that's fucking great ... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i thought secret santa was about everyone having a different person, i didn't know there were "partners"?

secret santa has always been random when I have done it, no one trades, everyone has different people and no one really trades....

hahahahaha I am laughing my ass off.

You really gotto post the nick of the person, I can't stop laughing lol

All I wanna know is is it a player? lol

Pretty sad that someone spent zero money, yet requested expensive items :( There should be some better controls in the deal..

Was it DarkJedi?

Damn it, if you didn't like the game then you should have just told me instead of bringing it to the boards. MechCommander is my favorite game and I even included the walkthroughs for you. :1orglaugh

That is classic! What are some people thinking!?!?!

lol hey, at least dude tried, ya know? still funny though.

Exactly what I was thinking. But it's even worse if as was said, HIS list was full of expensive items.

OMFG that is great! He must have been trying to get something for nothing. Some people are shysters....

:(

It was luck of the draw that paired the two of you. Mentioning names is not cool, and I'm glad you didn't do that. (No, it wasn't me - geez people)

I'm sorry about this lilspup. :(

:1orglaugh

Would be laughing harder to hear who it was that recieved a fauxpod

he should mention the name, thats bullshit... i would have been pissed if i sent my gift out first.

One word will summarise this entire thread / problem.
'Surfers'

no, what the person did was NOT COOL, mentioning names is just a consequence of his actions

if he couldn't spend the money on a real gift, he should have back out of the whole thing with an honest answer, but instead he basically tried to rip someone off

shame on them for doing it, and shame on you all for allowing it without consequences

That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time.

I really havent laughed this hard in ages.

To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day :thumbsup

Regards,

Lee

Good shit, Lee! Very nice of you :thumbsup :thumbsup

NICE. :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Thank you Lee, that's awesome of you. :)

HOLY SHIT!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That is fucking hilarious!!! I think this guy deserves some free gay porn as well. :thumbsup

Wow, thanks Lee, I was expecting anything :). I'm on my way out the door for a 12 hour drive (love the holidays lol) and I wont be back for a week, can I get them then? Thanks so much for the offer :thumbsup

Tala: Its not your fault we got paired up, its cool.

2 weeks without GFY :(

Well, Have a nice holiday everyone! :)

hahaha...next up someone will be offering him some tranny dvd's

HAHAHA

No probs, the offer is good until you make and download the order :thumbsup

I figure something is better than nothing and non of the breeders have offered you anything :winkwink:

Regards,

Lee

this thread just gets better and better :1orglaugh

Hey it's free content! Gay converts like gangbusters. It's just content, not a lifestyle choice ;)

thats what happens when surfers sign up for the secret santa.. haha good you fucking owned him back :)

This is the best thread ive seen all day. Kudos to your sense of humor.

At least it wasn't an oven mitt.

Haha-- I think he saw this thread. He posted;

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=1#post8907999