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lilspup · 12-22-2005, 11:15 AM

.....Not really. My secret Santa sent me two bootleg copies of some computer games and a floppy disk full of cheats/walkthroughs. He sent the following note with my gift (my words in red):

Happy Secret Santa!

I hope you enjoy these. They are my favorite computer games.

I'm sorry they don't have the boxes and aren't new or original, but my affiliates haven't paid me in some time. I didn't know affiliates were supposed to pay.....

I included everything I could on the floppy. There are walkthroughs and information and on the MechCommander CD, there are a lot of extra things. Just browse and take a look.

Have fun with it!

Gee, thanks.

Although I am grateful for anything I ever get, It pissed me off that this guy had the nerve to do this to me when his list was full of expensive stuff. I wasn't expecting anything expensive, but I wondered why this guy even put his name in if he wasn't going to at least put some thought into it.

If I wanted bootleg games, I could have done that myself. Shit, a gift of blank cds would have been cool.

Anyhow, turns out that I was this guy's secret Santa as well (not sure if it was supposed to be that way) so I went out and purchased an ipod (it was on his list) before I got my lovely gift from him. Not a Nano or video ipod, but still a nice 20 gig for some fool I don't even know.

Since you were foul to me, you get the same. Here is my note I sent with your gift on the 20th:

Happy Secret Santa to you too

I hope you enjoy this fauxpod. It's my favorite mp3 player.

I'm sorry it's not a real ipod, but my "affiliates" haven't paid me in some time.

I tried to make the fauxpod look as real as I could.

Have fun!

Pic:

I'm going to give the real ipod to my girlfriend's brother in law. He is blind, but he has mentioned wanting one to listen to audio books.

I wont name you, you know who you are. No hard feelings. Have a Merry Christmas.

Manowar · 12-22-2005, 11:26 AM

hahahah ownage

d00t · 12-22-2005, 11:26 AM

that sucks

AcidMax · 12-22-2005, 11:51 AM

Thats some funny shit. That would be some funny shit to know who it was. Especially if they talk a big game.

dropped9 · 12-22-2005, 11:54 AM

thats classic ownage...

Now what really would of sucked was if you sent it out b4 you got his gift...

chadglni · 12-22-2005, 11:56 AM

Threads like this are why I read GFY.

Jace · 12-22-2005, 12:00 PM

oh my fucking god, that is hilarious

why would you sign up for a secret santa program if you couldn't even afford a video game? what as ASSHOLE

post the name of the person so we all can laugh...SERIOUSLY

oh wait, i bet it is AlienQ, he has been begging for work lately

pornguy · 12-22-2005, 12:00 PM

I thought that Christmas was about giving.

bjjb · 12-22-2005, 12:01 PM

OMG Pirated games huh. Really wanna own his ass? Turn him in lol

GonZo · 12-22-2005, 12:03 PM

AHahahahhahahahahahahaahaa

Wiggles · 12-22-2005, 12:05 PM

sounds like he is foreign. great job with the fauxpod!

MikeVega · 12-22-2005, 12:05 PM

that's fucking great ...

Jace · 12-22-2005, 12:06 PM

i thought secret santa was about everyone having a different person, i didn't know there were "partners"?

secret santa has always been random when I have done it, no one trades, everyone has different people and no one really trades....

wdsguy · 12-22-2005, 12:09 PM

hahahahaha I am laughing my ass off.

wdsguy · 12-22-2005, 12:11 PM

You really gotto post the nick of the person, I can't stop laughing lol

bjjb · 12-22-2005, 12:13 PM

All I wanna know is is it a player? lol

Tom_PM · 12-22-2005, 12:19 PM

Pretty sad that someone spent zero money, yet requested expensive items

There should be some better controls in the deal..

chadglni · 12-22-2005, 12:22 PM

Was it DarkJedi?

Rob · 12-22-2005, 12:39 PM

Damn it, if you didn't like the game then you should have just told me instead of bringing it to the boards. MechCommander is my favorite game and I even included the walkthroughs for you.

That is classic! What are some people thinking!?!?!

Babagirls · 12-22-2005, 12:41 PM

lol hey, at least dude tried, ya know? still funny though.

ronaldo · 12-22-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

why would you sign up for a secret santa program if you couldn't even afford a video game?

Exactly what I was thinking. But it's even worse if as was said, HIS list was full of expensive items.

'So Fucking Money · 12-22-2005, 01:41 PM

OMFG that is great! He must have been trying to get something for nothing. Some people are shysters....

Tala · 12-22-2005, 01:58 PM

It was luck of the draw that paired the two of you. Mentioning names is not cool, and I'm glad you didn't do that. (No, it wasn't me - geez people)

I'm sorry about this lilspup.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 12-22-2005, 02:02 PM

Would be laughing harder to hear who it was that recieved a fauxpod

Alky · 12-22-2005, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

It was luck of the draw that paired the two of you. Mentioning names is not cool, and I'm glad you didn't do that. (No, it wasn't me - geez people)

I'm sorry about this lilspup.

he should mention the name, thats bullshit... i would have been pissed if i sent my gift out first.

quantum-x · 12-22-2005, 02:05 PM

One word will summarise this entire thread / problem.
'Surfers'

Jace · 12-22-2005, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tala

Mentioning names is not cool

no, what the person did was NOT COOL, mentioning names is just a consequence of his actions

if he couldn't spend the money on a real gift, he should have back out of the whole thing with an honest answer, but instead he basically tried to rip someone off

shame on them for doing it, and shame on you all for allowing it without consequences

European Lee · 12-22-2005, 02:14 PM

That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time.

I really havent laughed this hard in ages.

To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day

Regards,

Lee

Lace · 12-22-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time.

I really havent laughed this hard in ages.

To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day

Regards,

Lee

Good shit, Lee! Very nice of you

Tala · 12-22-2005, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time.

I really havent laughed this hard in ages.

To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day

Regards,

Lee

NICE.

Thank you Lee, that's awesome of you.

Rob · 12-22-2005, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

Yea gay content to go with your games!

What a wonderful christmas you are having! Faggots and crappy video games! Suck on a candy cain and enjoy your gifts!

HOLY SHIT!!!

That is fucking hilarious!!! I think this guy deserves some free gay porn as well.

lilspup · 12-22-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by European Lee

That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time.

I really havent laughed this hard in ages.

To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day

Regards,

Lee

Wow, thanks Lee, I was expecting anything

. I'm on my way out the door for a 12 hour drive (love the holidays lol) and I wont be back for a week, can I get them then? Thanks so much for the offer

Tala: Its not your fault we got paired up, its cool.

2 weeks without GFY

Well, Have a nice holiday everyone!

Jace · 12-22-2005, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

Yea gay content to go with your games!

What a wonderful christmas you are having! Faggots and crappy video games! Suck on a candy cain and enjoy your gifts!

hahaha...next up someone will be offering him some tranny dvd's

HAHAHA

European Lee · 12-22-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilspup

Wow, thanks Lee, I was expecting anything

. I'm on my way out the door for a 12 hour drive (love the holidays lol) and I wont be back for a week, can I get them then? Thanks so much for the offer

Tala: Its not your fault we got paired up, its cool.

2 weeks without GFY

Well, Have a nice holiday everyone!

No probs, the offer is good until you make and download the order

I figure something is better than nothing and non of the breeders have offered you anything

Regards,

Lee

wdsguy · 12-22-2005, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

Yea gay content to go with your games!

What a wonderful christmas you are having! Faggots and crappy video games! Suck on a candy cain and enjoy your gifts!

this thread just gets better and better

Tom_PM · 12-22-2005, 02:58 PM

Hey it's free content! Gay converts like gangbusters. It's just content, not a lifestyle choice ;)

riddler · 12-22-2005, 03:00 PM

thats what happens when surfers sign up for the secret santa.. haha good you fucking owned him back

Nismo · 12-22-2005, 03:00 PM

This is the best thread ive seen all day. Kudos to your sense of humor.

MattO · 12-22-2005, 03:01 PM

At least it wasn't an oven mitt.

spacedog · 12-22-2005, 03:04 PM

Haha-- I think he saw this thread. He posted;

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=1#post8907999

Nookster · 12-22-2005, 03:11 PM

lol @ the fauxpod. Haha, that's too much.

Jace · 12-22-2005, 03:17 PM

just so everyone knows, the person that sent the bootlegged video games has the nick sub.eric, he is Tala's roomate, which is probably why the name wasn't revealed

kind of fucked up

crockett · 12-22-2005, 03:17 PM

lol that's awesome

DutchTeenCash · 12-22-2005, 04:11 PM

what a moron he shouldnt have entered anyhow

lol @ the fauxpod

Pete-KT · 12-22-2005, 04:17 PM

Atleast you recieved your gift, mine hasnt shown up

selena · 12-22-2005, 04:18 PM

You know, I've never seen one of these Secret Santa deals...either online or in real time...that didn't end up with someone getting screwed.

Too bad, because it's a nice concept.

adultchica · 12-22-2005, 04:21 PM

holy shit ! hahaha

tony286 · 12-22-2005, 04:25 PM

A floppy?????

chadglni · 12-22-2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

Yea gay content to go with your games!

What a wonderful christmas you are having! Faggots and crappy video games! Suck on a candy cain and enjoy your gifts!

Tala · 12-22-2005, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

just so everyone knows, the person that sent the bootlegged video games has the nick sub.eric, he is Tala's roomate, which is probably why the name wasn't revealed

kind of fucked up

Yes, he's my roomie, which is another reason for me to be furious. If lilspup wants something from me, i'll be glad to send or do it.

12-22-2005, 11:15 AM	#1
lilspup Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 716	OMG Check Out What My Secret Santa Got Me! Pics Inside. .....Not really. My secret Santa sent me two bootleg copies of some computer games and a floppy disk full of cheats/walkthroughs. He sent the following note with my gift (my words in red): Happy Secret Santa! I hope you enjoy these. They are my favorite computer games. I'm sorry they don't have the boxes and aren't new or original, but my affiliates haven't paid me in some time. I didn't know affiliates were supposed to pay..... I included everything I could on the floppy. There are walkthroughs and information and on the MechCommander CD, there are a lot of extra things. Just browse and take a look. Have fun with it! Gee, thanks. Although I am grateful for anything I ever get, It pissed me off that this guy had the nerve to do this to me when his list was full of expensive stuff. I wasn't expecting anything expensive, but I wondered why this guy even put his name in if he wasn't going to at least put some thought into it. If I wanted bootleg games, I could have done that myself. Shit, a gift of blank cds would have been cool. Anyhow, turns out that I was this guy's secret Santa as well (not sure if it was supposed to be that way) so I went out and purchased an ipod (it was on his list) before I got my lovely gift from him. Not a Nano or video ipod, but still a nice 20 gig for some fool I don't even know. Since you were foul to me, you get the same. Here is my note I sent with your gift on the 20th: Happy Secret Santa to you too I hope you enjoy this fauxpod. It's my favorite mp3 player. I'm sorry it's not a real ipod, but my "affiliates" haven't paid me in some time. I tried to make the fauxpod look as real as I could. Have fun! Pic: I'm going to give the real ipod to my girlfriend's brother in law. He is blind, but he has mentioned wanting one to listen to audio books. I wont name you, you know who you are. No hard feelings. Have a Merry Christmas.

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12-22-2005, 11:26 AM	#2
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12-22-2005, 11:26 AM	#3
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12-22-2005, 11:54 AM	#5
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12-22-2005, 11:56 AM	#6
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12-22-2005, 12:00 PM	#7
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	oh my fucking god, that is hilarious why would you sign up for a secret santa program if you couldn't even afford a video game? what as ASSHOLE post the name of the person so we all can laugh...SERIOUSLY oh wait, i bet it is AlienQ, he has been begging for work lately

12-22-2005, 12:01 PM	#9
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12-22-2005, 12:05 PM	#12
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12-22-2005, 12:06 PM	#13
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	i thought secret santa was about everyone having a different person, i didn't know there were "partners"? secret santa has always been random when I have done it, no one trades, everyone has different people and no one really trades....

12-22-2005, 12:09 PM	#14
wdsguy Ryde or Die Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: California-Shanghai Posts: 19,568	hahahahaha I am laughing my ass off.

12-22-2005, 12:11 PM	#15
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12-22-2005, 12:13 PM	#16
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12-22-2005, 12:22 PM	#18
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12-22-2005, 01:58 PM	#23
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12-22-2005, 02:14 PM	#28
European Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Daytona Beach Posts: 7,133	That really does suck lilspup but, its funny at the same time. I really havent laughed this hard in ages. To make up for the loser sending you all that bootleg shit, if you want, head on over to http://www.rainbowcontent.com and choose some gay content sets (20 of them), go through the checkout process and dont worry about paying for them, ill active your download once you let me know the order number, its the least i can do for you after giving me something to cheer up my day Regards, Lee __________________ YOUR TRAFFIC IS SAFE WITH US - CONDOM CASH PUTTING THE GAY ADULT INDUSTRY ON YOUR PC!! AFFORDABLE 2257 COMPLIANT GAY + BI CONTENT Last edited by European Lee; 12-22-2005 at 02:17 PM..

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12-22-2005, 03:00 PM	#37
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12-22-2005, 03:01 PM	#39
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12-22-2005, 03:04 PM	#40
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12-22-2005, 03:17 PM	#42
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	just so everyone knows, the person that sent the bootlegged video games has the nick sub.eric, he is Tala's roomate, which is probably why the name wasn't revealed kind of fucked up

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12-22-2005, 04:11 PM	#44
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12-22-2005, 04:17 PM	#45
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