Humping man-butt for a week! Damnit!
 

Cant see myself telling this story to anyone else in my life lol, so it goes on here.

Got a fleshlight for Christmas, as a joke gift

apparently the convo went like this in the store:

her: do you sell fleshlight?
clerk: yes right here
her: but it says fleshjack, i dont want a knockoff version
clerk: it says right here made by Fleshlight, this is upgraded model
her: ahh ok, purchase

I open it and see its anal one. Fine, not my thing but it was cool, tried it out and (regretfully) didn't think it felt all that bad!

I just went on their website to read about cleaning instructions and i notice that the "FleshJack" model is "Created by gay men, FOR gay men!"

Ahh shit *facepalm*

gotta order a new sleeve now lol

I haven't seen you post here in like... uh... 7 years. What have you been up to?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh sorry to hear

too late... you already admitted you liked it :)

well hey a hole is a hole, right? lol

at least it wasn't the fleshgoat model.

Roflcopter !!!!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Shhh, that's what he's ordering next.

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/f...roflcopter.gif

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I do post occasionally, its just not as big of a deal as it was 7yrs ago haha

Also i cannot believe they have an Avatar fleshlight, ROFL!!

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/

:1orglaugh

TOP NOTCH! quality story actually made me laugh.

rofl, glad you enjoyed