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Old 01-06-2011, 01:40 PM   #1
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Humping man-butt for a week! Damnit!
Cant see myself telling this story to anyone else in my life lol, so it goes on here.

Got a fleshlight for Christmas, as a joke gift

apparently the convo went like this in the store:

her: do you sell fleshlight?
clerk: yes right here
her: but it says fleshjack, i dont want a knockoff version
clerk: it says right here made by Fleshlight, this is upgraded model
her: ahh ok, purchase

I open it and see its anal one. Fine, not my thing but it was cool, tried it out and (regretfully) didn't think it felt all that bad!

I just went on their website to read about cleaning instructions and i notice that the "FleshJack" model is "Created by gay men, FOR gay men!"

Ahh shit *facepalm*

gotta order a new sleeve now lol
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:00 PM   #2
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I haven't seen you post here in like... uh... 7 years. What have you been up to?
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:06 PM   #3
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Cant see myself telling this story to anyone else in my life lol, so it goes on here.

Got a fleshlight for Christmas, as a joke gift

apparently the convo went like this in the store:

her: do you sell fleshlight?
clerk: yes right here
her: but it says fleshjack, i dont want a knockoff version
clerk: it says right here made by Fleshlight, this is upgraded model
her: ahh ok, purchase

I open it and see its anal one. Fine, not my thing but it was cool, tried it out and (regretfully) didn't think it felt all that bad!

I just went on their website to read about cleaning instructions and i notice that the "FleshJack" model is "Created by gay men, FOR gay men!"

Ahh shit *facepalm*

gotta order a new sleeve now lol
sorry to hear
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:14 PM   #4
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gotta order a new sleeve now lol
too late... you already admitted you liked it
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:18 PM   #5
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well hey a hole is a hole, right? lol

at least it wasn't the fleshgoat model.
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:23 PM   #6
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Roflcopter !!!!!!!!
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:34 PM   #7
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well hey a hole is a hole, right? lol

at least it wasn't the fleshgoat model.
Shhh, that's what he's ordering next.
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:36 PM   #8
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:37 PM   #9
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I haven't seen you post here in like... uh... 7 years. What have you been up to?

I do post occasionally, its just not as big of a deal as it was 7yrs ago haha
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:38 PM   #10
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Also i cannot believe they have an Avatar fleshlight, ROFL!!

http://www.fleshlight.com/alien/
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Old 01-06-2011, 02:44 PM   #11
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TOP NOTCH! quality story actually made me laugh.
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Old 01-06-2011, 03:28 PM   #12
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TOP NOTCH! quality story actually made me laugh.
rofl, glad you enjoyed
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