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DamianJ 02-16-2011 04:01 AM

If Apple Made Water
 
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L-Pink 02-16-2011 04:08 AM

Is it compatible with other water?


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u-Bob 02-16-2011 04:09 AM

molecular perfection :)

L-Pink 02-16-2011 04:11 AM

Can you make coffee and tea with it or do you need to buy icoffee and itea? Should I buy now or wait for the next update?


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JFK 02-16-2011 04:27 AM

Gimmie some of that magical blend of hydrogen and Oxygen:pimp

Ex-centro 02-16-2011 04:32 AM

Lol 100%

Zorgman 02-16-2011 05:05 AM

I hope that bottle is not 7" tall. Steve said anything 7" will fail.

Django 02-16-2011 05:14 AM

I'm a mac guy since '99 but thiiis :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

arock10 02-16-2011 05:29 AM

Omg I HAVE to have that!!!!!

Chosen 02-16-2011 05:49 AM

LoL :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 02-16-2011 05:55 AM

You could have at least included a BUY NOW direct link

Grapesoda 02-16-2011 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17918650)
Is it compatible with other water?


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not a chance, nor with any alcohol that is not distilled by apple, powdered mix or anything else... if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

Sid70 02-16-2011 06:11 AM

iPee in an iFuckedCup.

$5 submissions 02-16-2011 06:14 AM

Less viruses mix with that water

kristin 02-16-2011 06:29 AM

Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

u-Bob 02-16-2011 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 17918764)
if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

that would be against their TOS :)

DateDoc 02-16-2011 06:31 AM

If Apple made water it would not come in a plastic bottle :P

DWB 02-16-2011 06:32 AM

When do they go on sale? I'll sleep out in front of the store for at least a week to get one.

And then again for 2.0.

seeandsee 02-16-2011 06:34 AM

they should make icock and prevent us from having sex

Django 02-16-2011 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 17918770)
iPee

:1orglaugh

F-U-Jimmy 02-16-2011 07:19 AM

"There can be only one"

v4 media 02-16-2011 07:19 AM

built in temperature gauge is a nice idea though..

closer 02-16-2011 07:27 AM

Steve Jobs said: "A perfect example of welcomed free publicity"

scuba steve 02-16-2011 08:36 AM

don't forget there would be a hefty price tag on it

woj 02-16-2011 08:44 AM

:1orglaugh

just a punk 02-16-2011 08:44 AM

I won't buy. Will wait for version 2.0 with a compass on it's lid :pimp

czarina 02-16-2011 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 17918650)
Is it compatible with other water?


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no, you'd have to buy the Parallels Desktop program to be able to run other water products

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-16-2011 09:02 AM

I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

Kenny B! 02-16-2011 09:04 AM

I tried pairing my iwater with my ipad, now my ipad doesn't work and I have no iwater left-(

fatfoo 02-16-2011 09:12 AM

Ha ha ha. Funny stuff. It looks like over complicating something simple.

$tandaman 02-16-2011 09:15 AM

i'll take 4!

spazlabz 02-16-2011 09:18 AM

DAMN! this thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs to just about everyone

Serge Litehead 02-16-2011 09:48 AM

nothing beats WaterPro - it's twice as cleaner!

Scott McD 02-16-2011 09:54 AM

The sheep who "must have the latest thing from Apple" would buy it anyway!

O MARINA 02-16-2011 09:56 AM

funny replies guys

cooldude7 02-16-2011 09:58 AM

can i take this iwater to abroad ?

Elli 02-16-2011 11:13 AM

Will it come in different colours in the future? I can't wait for a pink iWater!

clitcartel 02-16-2011 11:20 AM

drink this apple fans

http://dc254.4shared.com/img/S41-6a3...g_on_Apple.gif

baddog 02-16-2011 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17918790)
Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

Agreed, that was hilarious.

GatorB 02-16-2011 12:01 PM

Steve Jobs could take a shit, paint it white, slap an Apple logo on it call it ITurd and millions of Apple-cultists would pay $400 for it.

KillerK 02-16-2011 12:01 PM

where can I buy the water?

baddog 02-16-2011 02:00 PM

They sell air, why not water?

DangerX !!! 02-16-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clitcartel (Post 17919516)

:1orglaugh :2 cents:

JustDaveXxx 02-16-2011 02:24 PM

Wow! Just Wow!

This has to be some kind of joke.


But i know Mac people will buy it.:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ThumbLord 02-16-2011 04:56 PM

Nice, I giggled somewhat.

Sunny Day 02-16-2011 05:42 PM

Microsoft competing Product
 
Microsoft already had a competing product, but had to pull it.
Seems it contained Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
To read about this dangerous chemical http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

L-Pink 02-16-2011 05:55 PM

Look what arrived today! My iwater pro.

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...6b284e4284.jpg

Still waiting on my iwater server.

http://i768.photobucket.com/albums/x...443-132761.jpg


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NETbilling 02-16-2011 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17919117)
I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

Right? A Nissan GTR may go just as fast a Ferrari for half the price too but it still isn't a Ferrari.

Yngwie 02-16-2011 08:29 PM

And it would be way overpriced. 4 to 5 times more then another similar product. haha

RaiderCash_Dominik 02-16-2011 09:41 PM

Im waiting for Apple pissrug for my bathroom.


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