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DamianJ · 02-16-2011, 04:01 AM

via http://popurls.com/

L-Pink · 02-16-2011, 04:08 AM

Is it compatible with other water?

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u-Bob · 02-16-2011, 04:09 AM

molecular perfection

L-Pink · 02-16-2011, 04:11 AM

Can you make coffee and tea with it or do you need to buy icoffee and itea? Should I buy now or wait for the next update?

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JFK · 02-16-2011, 04:27 AM

Gimmie some of that magical blend of hydrogen and Oxygen

Ex-centro · 02-16-2011, 04:32 AM

Lol 100%

Zorgman · 02-16-2011, 05:05 AM

I hope that bottle is not 7" tall. Steve said anything 7" will fail.

Django · 02-16-2011, 05:14 AM

I'm a mac guy since '99 but thiiis

arock10 · 02-16-2011, 05:29 AM

Omg I HAVE to have that!!!!!

Chosen · 02-16-2011, 05:49 AM

CurrentlySober · 02-16-2011, 05:55 AM

You could have at least included a BUY NOW direct link

Grapesoda · 02-16-2011, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Is it compatible with other water?

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not a chance, nor with any alcohol that is not distilled by apple, powdered mix or anything else... if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

Sid70 · 02-16-2011, 06:11 AM

iPee in an iFuckedCup.

$5 submissions · 02-16-2011, 06:14 AM

Less viruses mix with that water

kristin · 02-16-2011, 06:29 AM

Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

u-Bob · 02-16-2011, 06:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley

if you poured it in a pool it would float on top or gel..

that would be against their TOS

DateDoc · 02-16-2011, 06:31 AM

If Apple made water it would not come in a plastic bottle :P

DWB · 02-16-2011, 06:32 AM

When do they go on sale? I'll sleep out in front of the store for at least a week to get one.

And then again for 2.0.

seeandsee · 02-16-2011, 06:34 AM

they should make icock and prevent us from having sex

Django · 02-16-2011, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70

iPee

F-U-Jimmy · 02-16-2011, 07:19 AM

"There can be only one"

v4 media · 02-16-2011, 07:19 AM

built in temperature gauge is a nice idea though..

closer · 02-16-2011, 07:27 AM

Steve Jobs said: "A perfect example of welcomed free publicity"

scuba steve · 02-16-2011, 08:36 AM

don't forget there would be a hefty price tag on it

woj · 02-16-2011, 08:44 AM

just a punk · 02-16-2011, 08:44 AM

I won't buy. Will wait for version 2.0 with a compass on it's lid

czarina · 02-16-2011, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Is it compatible with other water?

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no, you'd have to buy the Parallels Desktop program to be able to run other water products

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-16-2011, 09:02 AM

I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

Kenny B! · 02-16-2011, 09:04 AM

I tried pairing my iwater with my ipad, now my ipad doesn't work and I have no iwater left-(

fatfoo · 02-16-2011, 09:12 AM

Ha ha ha. Funny stuff. It looks like over complicating something simple.

$tandaman · 02-16-2011, 09:15 AM

i'll take 4!

spazlabz · 02-16-2011, 09:18 AM

DAMN! this thread is hilarious! Thanks for the laughs to just about everyone

Serge Litehead · 02-16-2011, 09:48 AM

nothing beats WaterPro - it's twice as cleaner!

Scott McD · 02-16-2011, 09:54 AM

The sheep who "must have the latest thing from Apple" would buy it anyway!

O MARINA · 02-16-2011, 09:56 AM

funny replies guys

cooldude7 · 02-16-2011, 09:58 AM

can i take this iwater to abroad ?

Elli · 02-16-2011, 11:13 AM

Will it come in different colours in the future? I can't wait for a pink iWater!

clitcartel · 02-16-2011, 11:20 AM

drink this apple fans

baddog · 02-16-2011, 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

Oh the "literally twice the amount of hydrogen ..." comment got me crying.

That's funny.

Agreed, that was hilarious.

GatorB · 02-16-2011, 12:01 PM

Steve Jobs could take a shit, paint it white, slap an Apple logo on it call it ITurd and millions of Apple-cultists would pay $400 for it.

KillerK · 02-16-2011, 12:01 PM

where can I buy the water?

baddog · 02-16-2011, 02:00 PM

They sell air, why not water?

DangerX !!! · 02-16-2011, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clitcartel

drink this apple fans

JustDaveXxx · 02-16-2011, 02:24 PM

Wow! Just Wow!

This has to be some kind of joke.

But i know Mac people will buy it.

ThumbLord · 02-16-2011, 04:56 PM

Nice, I giggled somewhat.

Sunny Day · 02-16-2011, 05:42 PM

Microsoft already had a competing product, but had to pull it.
Seems it contained Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO)
To read about this dangerous chemical http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

L-Pink · 02-16-2011, 05:55 PM

Look what arrived today! My iwater pro.

Still waiting on my iwater server.

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NETbilling · 02-16-2011, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

I'll wait for Samsung to create a 10x superior knockoff for half the price thnx...

Right? A Nissan GTR may go just as fast a Ferrari for half the price too but it still isn't a Ferrari.

Yngwie · 02-16-2011, 08:29 PM

And it would be way overpriced. 4 to 5 times more then another similar product. haha

RaiderCash_Dominik · 02-16-2011, 09:41 PM

Im waiting for Apple pissrug for my bathroom.

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