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CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:20 PM

My 'Conspiracy Theory'... Does it have legs?
 
I'm not a big Conspiracy Theory kinda guy, but I have been thinking about this...

Last week we had the royal wedding. I said to a few people (half Jokingly) OK, so EVERYONE is watching the wedding... What ELSE is going to happen in the world, while the world 'looks the other way?' I bet its something BIG...

Turns out, its the Bin Ladin death... Well, ok... BUT... Why wasn't Obama at the wedding? Loads of other dignitaries and world leader type people were in attendance. But not Obama... No... Hes busy overseeing the death of Bin Ladin... Hmmmm How conveinent...

Could he have known in advance that 2nd of May would be the 'Announcement date' ???

Like I say, Im not much of a conspiracy theory guy, but how come he wasn't at the royal wedding?

AdPatron 05-05-2011 01:21 PM

I didn't read your post, was too long.

96ukssob 05-05-2011 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111494)
I'm not a big Conspiracy Theory kinda guy, but I have been thinking about this...

Last week we had the royal wedding. I said to a few people (half Jokingly) OK, so EVERYONE is watching the wedding... What ELSE is going to happen in the world, while the world 'looks the other way?' I bet its something BIG...

Turns out, its the Bin Ladin death... Well, ok... BUT... Why wasn't Obama at the wedding? Loads of other dignitaries and world leader type people were in attendance. But not Obama... No... Hes busy overseeing the death of Bin Ladin... Hmmmm How conveinent...

Could he have known in advance that 2nd of May would be the 'Announcement date' ???

Like I say, Im not much of a conspiracy theory guy, but how come he wasn't at the royal wedding?

maybe he wasnt invited?

CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornless (Post 18111500)
I didn't read your post, was too long.

I didnt suck your cock... It was too small :thumbsup

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CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bossku69 (Post 18111501)
maybe he wasnt invited?

The future King and Queen of England, wouldn't invite Obama? Of course they would! UNLESS THERE WAS A REASON NOT TOO...

Ie, he was gonna be a bit 'Busy' that day...

CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18111504)

I love you and if I was female I would have your babies... Poo FTW!!!!

Scott McD 05-05-2011 01:24 PM

He was probably playing golf on the day of the wedding. Like most other days...

AdPatron 05-05-2011 01:24 PM

What was your face doing in my crotch? And I didn't know you suck cock.


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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111502)
I didnt suck your cock... It was too small :thumbsup


dyna mo 05-05-2011 01:25 PM

plausible, but not rly a conspiracy. also, i think if he were invited to the wedding he would of gone just to wrap up the surgical seal strike with a nice pretty bow.

seeandsee 05-05-2011 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18111504)

this sums operation of obama, about imaginary osama

JFK 05-05-2011 01:30 PM

I read somewhere that Presidents were not invited, but the embassy staff was:2 cents:

BUT, while on the subject, I found it rather strange that the Honeymoon was postponed. Perhaps they had advanced warning, that something was up and not to go anywhere, where they could be targets ? :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18111523)
plausible, but not rly a conspiracy. also, i think if he were invited to the wedding he would of gone just to wrap up the surgical seal strike with a nice pretty bow.

I agree its not really a conspiracy, in the strictest sense of the word... Its just weird to find out that Bin Ladin was the event taking place while the world looked the other way... And because he wasn't there, meant that it could have been pre arranged, and stuff... I dunno really... Just thinking outloud

ADL Colin 05-05-2011 01:32 PM

"Sherri Shepherd, one of the hosts of The View, searched for black people and found them to be segregated at the front of the congregation. They were rarely shown on the screen."

Nuff said.

CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornless (Post 18111521)
What was your face doing in my crotch?

Using my microscope :)

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Originally Posted by Pornless (Post 18111521)
And I didn't know you suck cock.

I like poo as well :thumbsup

dyna mo 05-05-2011 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111537)
I agree its not really a conspiracy, in the strictest sense of the word... Its just weird to find out that Bin Ladin was the event taking place while the world looked the other way... And because he wasn't there, meant that it could have been pre arranged, and stuff... I dunno really... Just thinking outloud


i thought something similar about obama's announcement cutting off the last 15 minutes of celebrity apprentice! burn!!!!!1

AdPatron 05-05-2011 01:37 PM

Why do you have a microscope in my crotch?




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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111544)
Using my microscope :)



I like poo as well :thumbsup


AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-05-2011 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111537)
I agree its not really a conspiracy, in the strictest sense of the word... Its just weird to find out that Bin Ladin was the event taking place while the world looked the other way... And because he wasn't there, meant that it could have been pre arranged, and stuff... I dunno really... Just thinking outloud

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk...xzwwo1_500.jpg

I betcha Osama Bin Laden is kicking himself right now, for not accepting the royal invitation to William and Kate's wedding... :upsidedow

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CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Pornless (Post 18111561)
Why do you have a microscope in my crotch?

Why is your crotch stinking up my microscope?

AdPatron 05-05-2011 01:44 PM

Cause you have your microscope in my crotch, I also didn't watch.


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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111569)
Why is your crotch stinking up my microscope?


ottopottomouse 05-05-2011 01:46 PM

You're overlooking the fact that the wedding was only held as they knew Bin Laden was a big fan of weddings and would be sat indoors watching it ready to be caught.

CurrentlySober 05-05-2011 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18111593)
You're overlooking the fact that the wedding was only held as they knew Bin Laden was a big fan of weddings and would be sat indoors watching it ready to be caught.

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dyna mo 05-05-2011 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18111593)
You're overlooking the fact that the wedding was only held as they knew Bin Laden was a big fan of weddings and would be sat indoors watching it ready to be caught.

that explains why he colored his beard.

onwebcam 05-05-2011 02:01 PM

Or Obama wasn't invited and he staged an event to coincide with the wedding to direct attention away from it to him..

Wizzo 05-05-2011 02:08 PM

Actually, CNN asked the same question and they found it would be too much trouble with security and such and would likely overshadow the event, so they sent a gift instead.

onwebcam 05-05-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 18111661)
Actually, CNN asked the same question and they found it would be too much trouble with security and such and would likely overshadow the event, so they sent a gift instead.

So Obama is more important than an heir to the thrown. Someone who drove away in a convertible car? He's so important that his presence alone would overshadow the wedding itself? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh The Osama "raid" didn't overshadow it? They supposedly waited 6-9 months and couldn't wait one more weekend?

Man you people give this guy way too much credit..

Gouge 05-05-2011 02:22 PM

The Obamas were unlikely to be invited to William and Kate?s wedding. The Daily Mail said Prince William?s wedding is not an official "state occasion," since William "is not yet heir to the throne." As a result, protocol does not require the couple to invite heads of state.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 05-05-2011 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18111642)

Or Obama wasn't invited and he staged an event to coincide with the wedding to direct attention away from it to him..

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18111694)

So Obama is more important than an heir to the thrown. Someone who drove away in a convertible car? He's so important that his presence alone would overshadow the wedding itself? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh The Osama "raid" didn't overshadow it? They supposedly waited 6-9 months and couldn't wait one more weekend?

Man you people give this guy way too much credit...

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Kiopa_Matt 05-05-2011 02:28 PM

Wouldn't really call that a conspiracy. Just a few rich and powerful people with busy schedules.

onwebcam 05-05-2011 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18111727)
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CDSmith 05-05-2011 02:37 PM

The side argument with the poo guy and the micropenis dude make this thread a candidate for CD's Thread of the Week award.

Winners will be notified by carrier pigeon.

dyna mo 05-05-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18111694)
So Obama is more important than an heir to the thrown. Someone who drove away in a convertible car? He's so important that his presence alone would overshadow the wedding itself? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh The Osama "raid" didn't overshadow it? They supposedly waited 6-9 months and couldn't wait one more weekend?

Man you people give this guy way too much credit..

i would imagine it has more to do with his requiring his own protection and not relying on the queen's in any way whatsoever.

zeuse 05-05-2011 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111494)
but how come he wasn't at the royal wedding?

Philip would never allow a 'darkie' to attend.

onwebcam 05-05-2011 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18111775)
i would imagine it has more to do with his requiring his own protection and not relying on the queen's in any way whatsoever.

Again.. He's more important than everyone else that attended. :thumbsup

Rochard 05-05-2011 02:54 PM

Doesn't have legs at all. The Western world might have been watching, but not the Middle East.

helterskelter808 05-05-2011 02:59 PM

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I found it rather strange that the Honeymoon was postponed. Perhaps they had advanced warning, that something was up and not to go anywhere, where they could be targets ? :2 cents:
Very good point this, and probably true.

sperbonzo 05-05-2011 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gouge (Post 18111717)
The Obamas were unlikely to be invited to William and Kate?s wedding. The Daily Mail said Prince William?s wedding is not an official "state occasion," since William "is not yet heir to the throne." As a result, protocol does not require the couple to invite heads of state.

Exactly correct.


Ding Ding!!

helterskelter808 05-05-2011 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 18111775)
i would imagine it has more to do with his requiring his own protection and not relying on the queen's in any way whatsoever.

Funny, given the reason President Reagan didn't attend Charles and Diana's wedding 20 years ago was due to piss poor Presidental security getting him shot.

scarlettcontent 05-05-2011 03:09 PM

Despite reports, officials say Obama wasn't invited because of security reasons. "I would assume that the cost of the Obama security would be unbelievably high and the bill would be sent to the royal family lol..

dyna mo 05-05-2011 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by helterskelter808 (Post 18111874)
Funny, given the reason President Reagan didn't attend Charles and Diana's wedding 20 years ago was due to piss poor Presidental security getting him shot.

who knows how secure the prez is, but i'd wager the secret service has learned a thing or 2 in the 30 years since that tragic day eh.

:)

Michael O 05-05-2011 10:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Gouge (Post 18111717)
The Obamas were unlikely to be invited to William and Kate?s wedding. The Daily Mail said Prince William?s wedding is not an official "state occasion," since William "is not yet heir to the throne." As a result, protocol does not require the couple to invite heads of state.

Yep thats why :)
If he had been the Crown Prince then state leaders would have been invited.

marlboroack 05-05-2011 10:25 PM

hmm
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111494)
I'm not a big Conspiracy Theory kinda guy, but I have been thinking about this...

Last week we had the royal wedding. I said to a few people (half Jokingly) OK, so EVERYONE is watching the wedding... What ELSE is going to happen in the world, while the world 'looks the other way?' I bet its something BIG...

Turns out, its the Bin Ladin death... Well, ok... BUT... Why wasn't Obama at the wedding? Loads of other dignitaries and world leader type people were in attendance. But not Obama... No... Hes busy overseeing the death of Bin Ladin... Hmmmm How conveinent...

Could he have known in advance that 2nd of May would be the 'Announcement date' ???

Like I say, Im not much of a conspiracy theory guy, but how come he wasn't at the royal wedding?

You have a point, and i do like your theory. Sell me your Signature

96ukssob 05-05-2011 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18111512)
The future King and Queen of England, wouldn't invite Obama? Of course they would! UNLESS THERE WAS A REASON NOT TOO...

Ie, he was gonna be a bit 'Busy' that day...

I dont recall Felipe Calderón being on that list, or Kim Jong-il let alone their neighbor to the east Russia's Dmitry Medvedev.

Why would they want Obama there? Most likely either 1) they are racists or 2) how much security would be involved to protect the president, especially in such an open event

calvinawe 05-06-2011 01:53 AM

My quick thoughts on it: the presence of Obama and its circumstances would have carried the focus away from the royal wedding itself, which is a distinctive and well-prepared UK thing. I can see the point if it's true that he was not invited. Although I'm pretty sure he sent his regards, either way :)

But maybe I'm wrong.

TCLGirls 05-06-2011 02:22 AM

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Originally Posted by onwebcam (Post 18111795)
Again.. He's more important than everyone else that attended. :thumbsup

Of course the President of the USA is more important than any person who attended the wedding. What you think some "prince" is more important? HAHAH :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Coup 05-06-2011 02:29 AM

You may be on to something

nextri 05-06-2011 04:08 AM

Of course he knew about their planned operation to take out Osama before the wedding took place. They knew about his location more than six months ago. A navy seal operation like they performed probably took more than a week to plan and prepare. They had even built a copy of the house to train in.

Not really a conspiracy. Why they choose that exact date though no one knows.
Perhaps they delayed the operation an extra week, just to not take the focus of the wedding. Who knows..


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