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My 'Conspiracy Theory'... Does it have legs?
I'm not a big Conspiracy Theory kinda guy, but I have been thinking about this...
Last week we had the royal wedding. I said to a few people (half Jokingly) OK, so EVERYONE is watching the wedding... What ELSE is going to happen in the world, while the world 'looks the other way?' I bet its something BIG... Turns out, its the Bin Ladin death... Well, ok... BUT... Why wasn't Obama at the wedding? Loads of other dignitaries and world leader type people were in attendance. But not Obama... No... Hes busy overseeing the death of Bin Ladin... Hmmmm How conveinent... Could he have known in advance that 2nd of May would be the 'Announcement date' ??? Like I say, Im not much of a conspiracy theory guy, but how come he wasn't at the royal wedding? |
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I didn't read your post, was too long.
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I didnt suck your cock... It was too small
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The future King and Queen of England, wouldn't invite Obama? Of course they would! UNLESS THERE WAS A REASON NOT TOO...
Ie, he was gonna be a bit 'Busy' that day... |
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I love you and if I was female I would have your babies... Poo FTW!!!!
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He was probably playing golf on the day of the wedding. Like most other days...
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What was your face doing in my crotch? And I didn't know you suck cock.
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plausible, but not rly a conspiracy. also, i think if he were invited to the wedding he would of gone just to wrap up the surgical seal strike with a nice pretty bow.
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I read somewhere that Presidents were not invited, but the embassy staff was
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I agree its not really a conspiracy, in the strictest sense of the word... Its just weird to find out that Bin Ladin was the event taking place while the world looked the other way... And because he wasn't there, meant that it could have been pre arranged, and stuff... I dunno really... Just thinking outloud
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"Sherri Shepherd, one of the hosts of The View, searched for black people and found them to be segregated at the front of the congregation. They were rarely shown on the screen."
Nuff said.
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i thought something similar about obama's announcement cutting off the last 15 minutes of celebrity apprentice! burn!!!!!1 |
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Why is your crotch stinking up my microscope?
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You're overlooking the fact that the wedding was only held as they knew Bin Laden was a big fan of weddings and would be sat indoors watching it ready to be caught.
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Or Obama wasn't invited and he staged an event to coincide with the wedding to direct attention away from it to him..
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Actually, CNN asked the same question and they found it would be too much trouble with security and such and would likely overshadow the event, so they sent a gift instead.
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The Obamas were unlikely to be invited to William and Kate?s wedding. The Daily Mail said Prince William?s wedding is not an official "state occasion," since William "is not yet heir to the throne." As a result, protocol does not require the couple to invite heads of state.
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Wouldn't really call that a conspiracy. Just a few rich and powerful people with busy schedules.
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wooohooo I have a stalker.. One intelligent enough to post pics and make insults. But too stupid to refute anything I say.
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The side argument with the poo guy and the micropenis dude make this thread a candidate for CD's Thread of the Week award.
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Doesn't have legs at all. The Western world might have been watching, but not the Middle East.
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Funny, given the reason President Reagan didn't attend Charles and Diana's wedding 20 years ago was due to piss poor Presidental security getting him shot.
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Despite reports, officials say Obama wasn't invited because of security reasons. "I would assume that the cost of the Obama security would be unbelievably high and the bill would be sent to the royal family lol..
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Why would they want Obama there? Most likely either 1) they are racists or 2) how much security would be involved to protect the president, especially in such an open event
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My quick thoughts on it: the presence of Obama and its circumstances would have carried the focus away from the royal wedding itself, which is a distinctive and well-prepared UK thing. I can see the point if it's true that he was not invited. Although I'm pretty sure he sent his regards, either way
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You may be on to something
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Of course he knew about their planned operation to take out Osama before the wedding took place. They knew about his location more than six months ago. A navy seal operation like they performed probably took more than a week to plan and prepare. They had even built a copy of the house to train in.
Not really a conspiracy. Why they choose that exact date though no one knows. Perhaps they delayed the operation an extra week, just to not take the focus of the wedding. Who knows..
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