Is Paul M ok?
 

I have not seen him post for a bit.

No wonder the biz is doing so bad lately, if Paul M does not advise us, then no one will know what to do.

We need Paul's advise.

why is your nic not green?

there was a report on brnensky.denik.cz about an old brit who got stuck in a muddy cabbage field while yelling at a cloud. possibly him.

why?

how come some are green?

poor old sole

once eva gets home from work she will tie up the plow to herself and plow him out.

he will be fine.

10k posts = green nic

green nic = super interwebs power :thumbsup

In the UK you are, right?

Learn the language.

I think you mean "soul" as "sole" refers to the botom of a foot, a shoe or a species of fish.

i am dyslexic.

just be thankfull i get any words spelt correct.

poor spelling today divvy :P

never knew that.

Whenever I first joined GFY and saw threads celebrating a 10,000th or 20,000th post, I assumed they were celebrating total # of blog posts, not forum posts.
It made me think, "Fuck, I really need to get to work. I wonder how long it took them to do that many!" It honestly never occurred to me that 10K or 15K forum posts would be reason to celebrate.

We'd be thankful if you just didn't post any at all...

I think he means old sod?

I love old men and brits.


Sabby:)

btw whats a sod? is it like an SOB?


Sabby:)

i heard he had to take a job at the cheese sandwich factory until porn picks back up..




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Sod = sodomite = arse bandito

Oh sorry, arse = ass.

haha that's probably a much better number to aim for really!

When correcting people's use of language, it helps if your own spelling is in order.

he prolly just went there to recruit sexy teens for you all to perv over.


Sabby:)

its one of the greatest accomplishments any one person can do in their life

only sigwhores celebrate that, so don't feel bad

thats what people with low post count say :1orglaugh

aren't you that other guy with a nic with 10k+??

Paul M is like beetlejuice, call him 3 times and.....

wooo I am almost to 2000.

If I ever get to 10,000 posts.... pls... make my name pink... or hire a hitman.


Sabby:)

Thanks for your concern Adam.

I'm doing fine, got my new friend to look after.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/rajah0.jpg

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/rajah1.jpg

The weather is great now and I spend time sitting or sunbathing in the garden, walking Rajah down to the village for a coffee, for me, he prefers a beer or ice cream. :thumbsup

And there's the new offer coming out tomorrow.

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/480x80b.gif

Wasn't it PaulM that had the magical join pages that didn't work?

1) Spend more on content
2) Stop people giving away free porn
3) Er
4) That's it

Paul is busy pretending to write his fake ebook for his pretend publisher. Don't worry. He has a pretend deadline.

It sure was.

Now he has to do 50% fire sales because he actually said "My content isn't good enough anymore" and I guess people realised he was right. Jesus, imagine having to half your price. Points to desperate times I guess. Shame. His wife out to work, him sucking the cock of piracy and now a fire sale on content he admits isn't any good by today's standards.

Sad day. :(

I do like the banner though. The way the dismembered heads fly in jerkily looks classy.

sod = lump of turf :D

i have never seen a puppy look so sad.

I smoke crack rocks

Never summon a retired man ...

Cute dog!

FYI - It appears as if your name is misspelled in the new banner

Don't you just hate it when that happens.

stop picking on paul marham.

ooops :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

how many grams?

i bang 8 gram coke rocks everyday.... :thumbsup

Didn't he get remarried or something

that is one seriously cute boxer pup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


I call bullshit, even Charlie Sheen is only doing 7. :winkwink:

ummm who do you think sheen buys his dope from :winkwink:

But NO!

In the first photo the little guy is only practicing his BIG DOG look.

You know; the look after he is grown that he will give an intruder!

I mean, look at the size of that little boy's feet!

Gotz a lot of growin' to do, he does!

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/rajah0.jpg

"Sad" in the following pic?

Not a chance!

That dog is just foolin' you because you are HUMAN and he is a DOG!

Dogs and humans do NOT speak the same language, so a little interpretation of "DOGSPEAK" is in order here I think!

He is only telling everyone who he is; a little dog, stout of heart, loving and ready to go!

There is also a bit of "Please rub my belly!" in there!

"And while you're at it, get me a treat, OK?"

http://paulmarkham.com/temp/rajah1.jpg

Paul, your dog is a winner for sure!

ran through dog translator:

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...bc166c62c4.jpg

Agent 488, I just spoke with papillion on IM and he tells me that you have a diamond-shaped-felt-lined anus.

Is this true?

http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-con...1/don_vito.jpg

shut it old man.

Just thinkin' that if what papillion told me is true, you might get some sort of recognition from The Guinness Book of World Records, Ripley's Believe It Or Not or maybe able to set up a profitable website.

Kinf of like one of the old circus FREAK SHOWS!

Prolly hates the camera - my dog looks miserable like that in photos too.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Think deeper.