Is Paul M ok? - GoFuckYourself.com

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 10:36 AM

I have not seen him post for a bit.

No wonder the biz is doing so bad lately, if Paul M does not advise us, then no one will know what to do.

We need Paul's advise.

96ukssob · 05-18-2011, 10:38 AM

why is your nic not green?

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 10:39 AM

there was a report on brnensky.denik.cz about an old brit who got stuck in a muddy cabbage field while yelling at a cloud. possibly him.

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

why is your nic not green?

why?

how come some are green?

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

there was a report on brnensky.denik.cz about an old brit who got stuck in a muddy cabbage field while yelling at a cloud. possibly him.

poor old sole

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

poor old sole

once eva gets home from work she will tie up the plow to herself and plow him out.

he will be fine.

96ukssob · 05-18-2011, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

why?

how come some are green?

10k posts = green nic

green nic = super interwebs power

SallyRand · 05-18-2011, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

poor old sole

In the UK you are, right?

Learn the language.

I think you mean "soul" as "sole" refers to the botom of a foot, a shoe or a species of fish.

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

In the UK you are, right?

Learn the language.

I think you mean "soul" as "sole" refers to the botom of a foot, a shoe or a species of fish.

i am dyslexic.

just be thankfull i get any words spelt correct.

05-18-2011, 10:48 AM

poor spelling today divvy :P

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

10k posts = green nic

green nic = super interwebs power

never knew that.

jimmycooper · 05-18-2011, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

10k posts = green nic

green nic = super interwebs power

Whenever I first joined GFY and saw threads celebrating a 10,000th or 20,000th post, I assumed they were celebrating total # of blog posts, not forum posts.
It made me think, "Fuck, I really need to get to work. I wonder how long it took them to do that many!" It honestly never occurred to me that 10K or 15K forum posts would be reason to celebrate.

redwhiteandblue · 05-18-2011, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i am dyslexic.

just be thankfull i get any words spelt correct.

We'd be thankful if you just didn't post any at all...

Sabby · 05-18-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

In the UK you are, right?

Learn the language.

I think you mean "soul" as "sole" refers to the botom of a foot, a shoe or a species of fish.

I think he means old sod?

I love old men and brits.

Sabby

Sabby · 05-18-2011, 12:16 PM

btw whats a sod? is it like an SOB?

Sabby

marketsmart · 05-18-2011, 12:18 PM

i heard he had to take a job at the cheese sandwich factory until porn picks back up..

.

redwhiteandblue · 05-18-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby

btw whats a sod? is it like an SOB?

Sabby

Sod = sodomite = arse bandito

Oh sorry, arse = ass.

PR_Glen · 05-18-2011, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Whenever I first joined GFY and saw threads celebrating a 10,000th or 20,000th post, I assumed they were celebrating total # of blog posts, not forum posts.
It made me think, "Fuck, I really need to get to work. I wonder how long it took them to do that many!" It honestly never occurred to me that 10K or 15K forum posts would be reason to celebrate.

haha that's probably a much better number to aim for really!

redwhiteandblue · 05-18-2011, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

In the UK you are, right?

Learn the language.

I think you mean "soul" as "sole" refers to the botom of a foot, a shoe or a species of fish.

When correcting people's use of language, it helps if your own spelling is in order.

Sabby · 05-18-2011, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i heard he had to take a job at the cheese sandwich factory until porn picks back up..

.

he prolly just went there to recruit sexy teens for you all to perv over.

Sabby

96ukssob · 05-18-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Whenever I first joined GFY and saw threads celebrating a 10,000th or 20,000th post, I assumed they were celebrating total # of blog posts, not forum posts.
It made me think, "Fuck, I really need to get to work. I wonder how long it took them to do that many!" It honestly never occurred to me that 10K or 15K forum posts would be reason to celebrate.

its one of the greatest accomplishments any one person can do in their life

Internet User · 05-18-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Whenever I first joined GFY and saw threads celebrating a 10,000th or 20,000th post, I assumed they were celebrating total # of blog posts, not forum posts.
It made me think, "Fuck, I really need to get to work. I wonder how long it took them to do that many!" It honestly never occurred to me that 10K or 15K forum posts would be reason to celebrate.

only sigwhores celebrate that, so don't feel bad

96ukssob · 05-18-2011, 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Internet User

only sigwhores celebrate that, so don't feel bad

thats what people with low post count say

aren't you that other guy with a nic with 10k+??

nikki99 · 05-18-2011, 12:29 PM

Paul M is like beetlejuice, call him 3 times and.....

Sabby · 05-18-2011, 12:30 PM

wooo I am almost to 2000.

If I ever get to 10,000 posts.... pls... make my name pink... or hire a hitman.

Sabby

Paul Markham · 05-18-2011, 01:24 PM

Thanks for your concern Adam.

I'm doing fine, got my new friend to look after.

The weather is great now and I spend time sitting or sunbathing in the garden, walking Rajah down to the village for a coffee, for me, he prefers a beer or ice cream.

And there's the new offer coming out tomorrow.

Rochard · 05-18-2011, 02:17 PM

Wasn't it PaulM that had the magical join pages that didn't work?

DamianJ · 05-18-2011, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

We need Paul's advise.

1) Spend more on content
2) Stop people giving away free porn
3) Er
4) That's it

Paul is busy pretending to write his fake ebook for his pretend publisher. Don't worry. He has a pretend deadline.

DamianJ · 05-18-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Wasn't it PaulM that had the magical join pages that didn't work?

It sure was.

Now he has to do 50% fire sales because he actually said "My content isn't good enough anymore" and I guess people realised he was right. Jesus, imagine having to half your price. Points to desperate times I guess. Shame. His wife out to work, him sucking the cock of piracy and now a fire sale on content he admits isn't any good by today's standards.

Sad day.

I do like the banner though. The way the dismembered heads fly in jerkily looks classy.

rogueteens · 05-18-2011, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Sod = sodomite = arse bandito

Oh sorry, arse = ass.

sod = lump of turf :D

DVTimes · 05-18-2011, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Thanks for your concern Adam.

I'm doing fine, got my new friend to look after.

The weather is great now and I spend time sitting or sunbathing in the garden, walking Rajah down to the village for a coffee, for me, he prefers a beer or ice cream.

And there's the new offer coming out tomorrow.

i have never seen a puppy look so sad.

V_RocKs · 05-18-2011, 02:50 PM

I smoke crack rocks

CaptainHowdy · 05-18-2011, 03:34 PM

Never summon a retired man ...

jimmycooper · 05-18-2011, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Thanks for your concern Adam.

I'm doing fine, got my new friend to look after.

The weather is great now and I spend time sitting or sunbathing in the garden, walking Rajah down to the village for a coffee, for me, he prefers a beer or ice cream.

And there's the new offer coming out tomorrow.

Cute dog!

FYI - It appears as if your name is misspelled in the new banner

Rochard · 05-18-2011, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

It sure was.

Now he has to do 50% fire sales because he actually said "My content isn't good enough anymore" and I guess people realised he was right. Jesus, imagine having to half your price. Points to desperate times I guess. Shame. His wife out to work, him sucking the cock of piracy and now a fire sale on content he admits isn't any good by today's standards.

Sad day.

I do like the banner though. The way the dismembered heads fly in jerkily looks classy.

Don't you just hate it when that happens.

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 04:22 PM

stop picking on paul marham.

L-Pink · 05-18-2011, 04:46 PM

ooops

marketsmart · 05-18-2011, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I smoke crack rocks

how many grams?

i bang 8 gram coke rocks everyday....

marlboroack · 05-18-2011, 05:28 PM

Didn't he get remarried or something

spazlabz · 05-18-2011, 08:24 PM

that is one seriously cute boxer pup

Jakez · 05-18-2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Cute dog!

FYI - It appears as if your name is misspelled in the new banner

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

how many grams?

i bang 8 gram coke rocks everyday....

I call bullshit, even Charlie Sheen is only doing 7.

papill0n · 05-18-2011, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jakez

I call bullshit, even Charlie Sheen is only doing 7.

ummm who do you think sheen buys his dope from

SallyRand · 05-18-2011, 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i have never seen a puppy look so sad.

But NO!

In the first photo the little guy is only practicing his BIG DOG look.

You know; the look after he is grown that he will give an intruder!

I mean, look at the size of that little boy's feet!

Gotz a lot of growin' to do, he does!

"Sad" in the following pic?

Not a chance!

That dog is just foolin' you because you are HUMAN and he is a DOG!

Dogs and humans do NOT speak the same language, so a little interpretation of "DOGSPEAK" is in order here I think!

He is only telling everyone who he is; a little dog, stout of heart, loving and ready to go!

There is also a bit of "Please rub my belly!" in there!

"And while you're at it, get me a treat, OK?"

Paul, your dog is a winner for sure!

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 10:22 PM

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ran through dog translator:

SallyRand · 05-18-2011, 10:26 PM

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ran through dog translator:

Agent 488, I just spoke with papillion on IM and he tells me that you have a diamond-shaped-felt-lined anus.

Is this true?

Agent 488 · 05-18-2011, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Agent 488, I just spoke with papillion on IM and he tells me that you have a diamond-shaped-felt-lined anus.

Is this true?

shut it old man.

SallyRand · 05-18-2011, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

shut it old man.

Just thinkin' that if what papillion told me is true, you might get some sort of recognition from The Guinness Book of World Records, Ripley's Believe It Or Not or maybe able to set up a profitable website.

Kinf of like one of the old circus FREAK SHOWS!

ottopottomouse · 05-19-2011, 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i have never seen a puppy look so sad.

Prolly hates the camera - my dog looks miserable like that in photos too.

ottopottomouse · 05-19-2011, 03:47 AM

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FYI - It appears as if your name is misspelled in the new banner

Paul Markham · 05-19-2011, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper

Cute dog!

FYI - It appears as if your name is misspelled in the new banner

Think deeper.

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DVTimes xxx Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: UK Posts: 31,544	Is Paul M ok? I have not seen him post for a bit. No wonder the biz is doing so bad lately, if Paul M does not advise us, then no one will know what to do. We need Paul's advise. __________________ The Affiliate Program

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Thanks for your concern Adam. I'm doing fine, got my new friend to look after. The weather is great now and I spend time sitting or sunbathing in the garden, walking Rajah down to the village for a coffee, for me, he prefers a beer or ice cream. And there's the new offer coming out tomorrow. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70 Last edited by Paul Markham; 05-18-2011 at 01:30 PM..

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