Good Investments/ Turning a profit
 

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.It is called the 401-Keg Plan. :1orglaugh

nice :upsidedow

so fucking old

I think you are mistaken sir, I thought of this little gem this morning while taking a shit and listening to Iron Maiden

aweosme findings........

Thats really old and it is way off on the price

http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/beer.asp

I can handle that one :glugglug

If I had new this before. I would have drunk beer more often.