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Deputy Chief Command · 08-15-2011, 11:49 AM

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.It is called the 401-Keg Plan.

AdultKing · 08-15-2011, 11:50 AM

nice

cybermike · 08-15-2011, 11:55 AM

so fucking old

Deputy Chief Command · 08-15-2011, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by cybermike

so fucking old

I think you are mistaken sir, I thought of this little gem this morning while taking a shit and listening to Iron Maiden

cooldude7 · 08-15-2011, 12:31 PM

aweosme findings........

Chris · 08-15-2011, 01:18 PM

Thats really old and it is way off on the price

http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/beer.asp

Spunky · 08-15-2011, 01:23 PM

I can handle that one

My Pimp · 08-15-2011, 01:24 PM

If I had new this before. I would have drunk beer more often.

08-15-2011, 11:49 AM	#1
Deputy Chief Command Deputy Chief Command Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4,482	Good Investments/ Turning a profit If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.It is called the 401-Keg Plan. __________________

08-15-2011, 11:55 AM	#3
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08-15-2011, 01:18 PM	#6
Chris Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: icq: 71462500 Skype: Jupzchris Posts: 27,880	Thats really old and it is way off on the price http://www.snopes.com/humor/business/beer.asp __________________ [email protected]

08-15-2011, 01:23 PM	#7
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,919	I can handle that one __________________ *Skype : Spunky GFY*

08-15-2011, 11:50 AM	#2
AdultKing Raise Your Weapon Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Outback Australia Posts: 15,605	nice

08-15-2011, 12:31 PM	#5
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08-15-2011, 01:24 PM	#8
My Pimp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,201	If I had new this before. I would have drunk beer more often.