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michel

11-22-2011 03:21 AM

Need funny jokes :)

Heyy, I need some jokes to put on www.thehun.net

Got one? Please post here!

thnx!

AdultTraffic.info

11-22-2011 04:12 AM

"Thank you for your recent order from our sex toy shop. Can you please select another item as the large red vibrator that you selected from our wall display is our fire extinguisher"

EddyTheDog

11-22-2011 04:22 AM

Can they be racist/sexist?

EddyTheDog

11-22-2011 04:24 AM

"Getting listed on The Hun will make you rich".....

Thought I would say it before somebody else did....

or

"How does The Hun make money"

michel

11-22-2011 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18577675)

Can they be racist/sexist?

nah, just keep it nice :)

Jarmusch

11-22-2011 04:38 AM

http://jokes.google.com/

michel

11-22-2011 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18577694)

http://jokes.google.com/

yeahyeah, been there, done that. I would like some original jokes that cant be found on every single joke site out there :)

MaDalton

11-22-2011 05:18 AM

1st guy: man, you were pretty drunk yesterday...

2nd guy: why would you think that?

1st guy: you were running against a wall, shouting "i'll miss the train to Hogwarts!!!"

michel

11-22-2011 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18577740)

1st guy: man, you were pretty drunk yesterday...

2nd guy: why would you think that?

1st guy: you were running against a wall, shouting "i'll miss the train to Hogwarts!!!"

Heheh :)

Slick

11-22-2011 06:03 AM

Why do dogs lick their wieners ?

Because they can't make a fist :)

DamianJ

11-22-2011 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel (Post 18577678)

nah, just keep it nice :)

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

seeandsee

11-22-2011 06:11 AM

What Chuck Norris is doing on the beach?

- Watching "Baywatch" live :)

michel

11-22-2011 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick (Post 18577809)

Why do dogs lick their wieners ?

Because they can't make a fist :)

I thought it was because they can....

mavruda

11-22-2011 07:48 AM

Q: Why the cockcrows don't have hands?
A: Because the hens don't have tits...

Do you accept posting caricatures or funny cartoons there like these I drew:

http://img190.imagevenue.com/loc92/t...N_123_92lo.jpg http://img132.imagevenue.com/loc241/..._123_241lo.jpg

Catalyst

11-22-2011 09:13 AM

michel, this is rich from americankittens. on your site..

humm.. u might want to think about small animated gifs.. they are super popular.. I know that is a lot of bandwidth.. but they are all over the place on google plus and some of them are SUPER FUNNY.. and universal.. really it might be worth testing..

Lykos

11-22-2011 09:50 AM

Some cool ones :)

michel

11-23-2011 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda (Post 18577950)

cartoons are in the plans for the (near) future. You can always mail thehun @ thehun.net

Emma	11-23-2011 05:18 AM

http://www.afro-squad.com/blog/wp-co...lection_06.gif

EddyTheDog

11-23-2011 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 18580612)

http://www.afro-squad.com/blog/wp-co...lection_06.gif

lol - we have all done that... :error

AllAboutCams

11-24-2011 02:50 AM

the doctor was examining luigi
have you ever committed sodomy? he asked
no way. one wife is enough for me

AllAboutCams

11-24-2011 02:52 AM

the atheists have started a dial-a-prayer service.
when you phone nobody answers

AllAboutCams

11-24-2011 02:56 AM

it was so cold in London last week that the local flasher
on the Thames embankment was spotted describing himself
to a group of women

calvinawe

11-24-2011 03:25 AM

for the designers:

- how's your new girl?
- beautiful! she's 90-60-90
- oh my god, she's purple??

marlboroack

11-24-2011 03:27 AM

I can write jokes for you all day long for 10 cents a joke.

Denny

11-24-2011 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18583353)

I can write jokes for you all day long for 10 cents a joke.

Post some samples.

fris	11-24-2011 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel (Post 18577617)

Heyy, I need some jokes to put on www.thehun.net

Got one? Please post here!

thnx!

a little early but.

Quote:

'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done.
Now Santa was looking to have him some fun.
His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair,
And over the mantle his used underwear.
Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing school girl.
Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl.
"Oh take me, you big boy!" she started to shout.
And Santa responded by whipping it out.
Santa arose with a big booming clatter.
He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter.
"Fuck Donner and Blitzen, the elves and the toys.
Show me what comes to very bad boys."
From the front and the back, he gave her a fuck,
And squeezed her big boobies to bring him good luck.
His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall,
As his pearly white semen splattered the wall.
"Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight.
"Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."

http://i.imgur.com/5EQzB.jpg

Sophie Delancey

11-24-2011 08:14 AM

Super gross, but always a crowd favourite:

Why don't you go down on a woman first thing in the morning?
...
Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

Scott McD

11-24-2011 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 18580612)

http://www.afro-squad.com/blog/wp-co...lection_06.gif

Great! :1orglaugh

John-ACWM

11-24-2011 12:29 PM

LOL thanks for the laughs!

michel

12-02-2011 03:25 AM

thnx guys!

Bake	12-02-2011 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18577677)

"Getting listed on The Hun will make you rich".....

Thought I would say it before somebody else did....

or

"How does The Hun make money"

The Hun has made money way before you wipe your ass for the first time and really dosent need us to make any more. How he makes money is like asking why are you here. Only he cares and we dont.

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