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michel · 11-22-2011, 03:21 AM

Heyy, I need some jokes to put on www.thehun.net

Got one? Please post here!

thnx!

AdultTraffic.info · 11-22-2011, 04:12 AM

"Thank you for your recent order from our sex toy shop. Can you please select another item as the large red vibrator that you selected from our wall display is our fire extinguisher"

EddyTheDog · 11-22-2011, 04:22 AM

Can they be racist/sexist?

EddyTheDog · 11-22-2011, 04:24 AM

"Getting listed on The Hun will make you rich".....

Thought I would say it before somebody else did....

or

"How does The Hun make money"

michel · 11-22-2011, 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

Can they be racist/sexist?

nah, just keep it nice

Jarmusch · 11-22-2011, 04:38 AM

http://jokes.google.com/

michel · 11-22-2011, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch

http://jokes.google.com/

yeahyeah, been there, done that. I would like some original jokes that cant be found on every single joke site out there

MaDalton · 11-22-2011, 05:18 AM

1st guy: man, you were pretty drunk yesterday...

2nd guy: why would you think that?

1st guy: you were running against a wall, shouting "i'll miss the train to Hogwarts!!!"

michel · 11-22-2011, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

1st guy: man, you were pretty drunk yesterday...

2nd guy: why would you think that?

1st guy: you were running against a wall, shouting "i'll miss the train to Hogwarts!!!"

Heheh

Slick · 11-22-2011, 06:03 AM

Why do dogs lick their wieners ?

Because they can't make a fist

DamianJ · 11-22-2011, 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

nah, just keep it nice

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

seeandsee · 11-22-2011, 06:11 AM

What Chuck Norris is doing on the beach?

- Watching "Baywatch" live

michel · 11-22-2011, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

Why do dogs lick their wieners ?

Because they can't make a fist

I thought it was because they can....

mavruda · 11-22-2011, 07:48 AM

Q: Why the cockcrows don't have hands?
A: Because the hens don't have tits...

Do you accept posting caricatures or funny cartoons there like these I drew:

Catalyst · 11-22-2011, 09:13 AM

michel, this is rich from americankittens. on your site..

humm.. u might want to think about small animated gifs.. they are super popular.. I know that is a lot of bandwidth.. but they are all over the place on google plus and some of them are SUPER FUNNY.. and universal.. really it might be worth testing..

Lykos · 11-22-2011, 09:50 AM

Some cool ones

michel · 11-23-2011, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mavruda

Q: Why the cockcrows don't have hands?
A: Because the hens don't have tits...

Do you accept posting caricatures or funny cartoons there like these I drew:

cartoons are in the plans for the (near) future. You can always mail thehun @ thehun.net

Emma · 11-23-2011, 05:18 AM

EddyTheDog · 11-23-2011, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma

lol - we have all done that...

AllAboutCams · 11-24-2011, 02:50 AM

the doctor was examining luigi
have you ever committed sodomy? he asked
no way. one wife is enough for me

AllAboutCams · 11-24-2011, 02:52 AM

the atheists have started a dial-a-prayer service.
when you phone nobody answers

AllAboutCams · 11-24-2011, 02:56 AM

it was so cold in London last week that the local flasher
on the Thames embankment was spotted describing himself
to a group of women

calvinawe · 11-24-2011, 03:25 AM

for the designers:

- how's your new girl?
- beautiful! she's 90-60-90
- oh my god, she's purple??

marlboroack · 11-24-2011, 03:27 AM

I can write jokes for you all day long for 10 cents a joke.

Denny · 11-24-2011, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

I can write jokes for you all day long for 10 cents a joke.

Post some samples.

fris · 11-24-2011, 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michel

Heyy, I need some jokes to put on www.thehun.net

Got one? Please post here!

thnx!

a little early but.

Quote:

'Twas the night after Christmas, his duties were done.
Now Santa was looking to have him some fun.
His stockings were flung on the floor and the chair,
And over the mantle his used underwear.
Mrs. Claus was as nervous as a blushing school girl.
Watching as Santa's desire did unfurl.
"Oh take me, you big boy!" she started to shout.
And Santa responded by whipping it out.
Santa arose with a big booming clatter.
He was horny as hell, his dick growing fatter.
"Fuck Donner and Blitzen, the elves and the toys.
Show me what comes to very bad boys."
From the front and the back, he gave her a fuck,
And squeezed her big boobies to bring him good luck.
His face was all red. His heart threatened to stall,
As his pearly white semen splattered the wall.
"Oh Santa," she cried, with moans of delight.
"Boys need to be naughty, to have a good night."

Sophie Delancey · 11-24-2011, 08:14 AM

Super gross, but always a crowd favourite:

Why don't you go down on a woman first thing in the morning?
...
Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?

Scott McD · 11-24-2011, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma

Great!

John-ACWM · 11-24-2011, 12:29 PM

LOL thanks for the laughs!

michel · 12-02-2011, 03:25 AM

thnx guys!

Bake · 12-02-2011, 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

"Getting listed on The Hun will make you rich".....

Thought I would say it before somebody else did....

or

"How does The Hun make money"

The Hun has made money way before you wipe your ass for the first time and really dosent need us to make any more. How he makes money is like asking why are you here. Only he cares and we dont.

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