A tip if you have trouble approaching women
 

Imagine every woman you see with your dick in her mouth.

A free tip from Jarmusch.

I thought you were going to promote Yes Signals:pimp

I dont have to imagine that with your wife....


ta-booooom tishhhhhhh!

Thank you.

I shall test this theory and report back tomorrow.

:1orglaugh

And you don't. I'm not married.

You'll have great success.

Every female knows her mouth has two functions: Talk and suck cock.

Eating and drinking are secondary.

By using my tip you subconsciously let the girl you approach know you want her to perform her duty.

I imagine that anyways.

I just roofie them. Saves hassle...

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Another tip - say something to every woman you encounter, attractive or not. Say hi, make a joke, ask them if that brands of ice cream is good, whatever. You'll quickly get over any shyness with women.

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ADG

you are the master PUA!

done & done!

and the talking is only to ask if she can suck yer cock, right? :thumbsup

I have no problem approaching them. I have a problem keeping them from running.