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A tip if you have trouble approaching women
Imagine every woman you see with your dick in her mouth.
A free tip from Jarmusch. |
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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I thought you were going to promote Yes Signals
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I dont have to imagine that with your wife....
ta-booooom tishhhhhhh! |
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So Fucking Banned
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Thank you.
I shall test this theory and report back tomorrow. |
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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You'll have great success.
Every female knows her mouth has two functions: Talk and suck cock. Eating and drinking are secondary. By using my tip you subconsciously let the girl you approach know you want her to perform her duty. |
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I imagine that anyways.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I just roofie them. Saves hassle...
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![]() ![]() Another tip - say something to every woman you encounter, attractive or not. Say hi, make a joke, ask them if that brands of ice cream is good, whatever. You'll quickly get over any shyness with women.
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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done & done!
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So Fucking Banned
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Living inside your head.
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I have no problem approaching them. I have a problem keeping them from running.
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