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Old 12-21-2011, 12:41 PM   #1
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A tip if you have trouble approaching women

Imagine every woman you see with your dick in her mouth.

A free tip from Jarmusch.
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Old 12-21-2011, 12:42 PM   #2
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Old 12-21-2011, 12:43 PM   #3
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I dont have to imagine that with your wife....


ta-booooom tishhhhhhh!
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Old 12-21-2011, 12:46 PM   #4
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Thank you.

I shall test this theory and report back tomorrow.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:04 PM   #5
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ta-booooom tishhhhhhh!
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:07 PM   #6
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I dont have to imagine that with your wife....


ta-booooom tishhhhhhh!
And you don't. I'm not married.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:14 PM   #7
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Thank you.

I shall test this theory and report back tomorrow.
You'll have great success.

Every female knows her mouth has two functions: Talk and suck cock.

Eating and drinking are secondary.

By using my tip you subconsciously let the girl you approach know you want her to perform her duty.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:14 PM   #8
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I imagine that anyways.
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:18 PM   #9
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I just roofie them. Saves hassle...
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:20 PM   #10
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Imagine every woman you see with your dick in her mouth.

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Another tip - say something to every woman you encounter, attractive or not. Say hi, make a joke, ask them if that brands of ice cream is good, whatever. You'll quickly get over any shyness with women.
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Old 12-21-2011, 04:38 PM   #13
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Old 12-21-2011, 07:24 PM   #15
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You'll have great success.

Every female knows her mouth has two functions: Talk and suck cock.

Eating and drinking are secondary.

By using my tip you subconsciously let the girl you approach know you want her to perform her duty.
and the talking is only to ask if she can suck yer cock, right?
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Old 12-21-2011, 08:48 PM   #16
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I have no problem approaching them. I have a problem keeping them from running.
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