I just realised, that at the age of 43, I have never
 

sat or laid in a hammock!

What simple things have you never done?

Two girls one cup.... never tried that.

made love to a real woman... :(

Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.

Never masturbated.

Hmmm at almost 37 same here, and I do not plan on ever going to one. :1orglaugh

hell nah lol

fuck a cheap whore

Have you ever done an indian rain dance in the shower?

I never paid for sex :pimp

I thought you were still a teenager this whole time.

Understandable. After all, my 'i like poo' and 'i cant afford' posts are extremely juvenile, and borderline retarded, but its just a 'character' that I play on gfy... :helpme

But I am 43 and have been heavily involved in Adult Entertainment ALL my life... :upsidedow

Edit: Only masturbated

Make money in porn

I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.

I've never been to me

We all pay one way or another
At 50,I haven't had sex with a black woman,Banged any drug,or try a flying in a Squirrel suit.I wanna do the last one

You pick up drunken butterface sluts at 4am without even buying them a drink?

Have done all of the above but I have never driven a motorcycle.

I'm half the age and have been to both before I was 12. :winkwink:

i've never murdered anybody.

have you wanted too?

36 and I never cheated on my wife or any of my gfs.....

Man I didnt realize you were that old :winkwink: Welcome to the old guys club :thumbsup :)

How bout smell the air and swim on a tropical island beach. And all the other fun stuff to do on an island.

Couple guys around here have surely done that.

Take the virginity of two girls away at the same time.

Thanks... I did the Caribbean Cruise thing in 1995?

Lovely islands, but shitty old people on the cruise ship... T'was the canberra... :(

Nice! I once road on The Pirates Of The Caribbean ride at Disneyland :thumbsup :) lol

And once swam in the Atlantic off Tampa. :)

Actually that would be the Gulf Of Mexico wouldn't it. :)

Both were pretty fun actually.

It is like 5 above outside so anything is fun about now. :)

I've never been deep sea fishing, I've never gambled (unless you count stocks), I've never picked up a woman in a bar.

Bungy jumping.