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Old 12-23-2011, 06:39 PM   #1
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I just realised, that at the age of 43, I have never

sat or laid in a hammock!

What simple things have you never done?
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Old 12-23-2011, 06:45 PM   #2
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Old 12-23-2011, 06:52 PM   #3
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:12 PM   #4
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:14 PM   #5
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Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:15 PM   #6
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:18 PM   #7
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Heh I'm 43 as well. I've never been to a pro football game.
Hmmm at almost 37 same here, and I do not plan on ever going to one.

hell nah lol
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:25 PM   #8
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Old 12-23-2011, 07:34 PM   #9
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sat or laid in a hammock!

What simple things have you never done?
Have you ever done an indian rain dance in the shower?
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:06 PM   #10
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:08 PM   #11
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:51 PM   #12
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I thought you were still a teenager this whole time.
Understandable. After all, my 'i like poo' and 'i cant afford' posts are extremely juvenile, and borderline retarded, but its just a 'character' that I play on gfy...

But I am 43 and have been heavily involved in Adult Entertainment ALL my life...
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Old 12-23-2011, 09:55 PM   #13
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:24 PM   #14
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:30 PM   #15
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I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:33 PM   #16
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:37 PM   #17
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We all pay one way or another
At 50,I haven't had sex with a black woman,Banged any drug,or try a flying in a Squirrel suit.I wanna do the last one
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Old 12-23-2011, 10:50 PM   #18
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Old 12-24-2011, 12:05 AM   #19
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I'm around the same age, and I've never been to a Disney Land or Disney World.
I'm half the age and have been to both before I was 12.
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i've never murdered anybody.
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Old 12-24-2011, 05:48 AM   #25
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Man I didnt realize you were that old Welcome to the old guys club

How bout smell the air and swim on a tropical island beach. And all the other fun stuff to do on an island.

Couple guys around here have surely done that.
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:13 AM   #27
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Man I didnt realize you were that old Welcome to the old guys club

How bout smell the air and swim on a tropical island beach. And all the other fun stuff to do on an island.

Couple guys around here have surely done that.
Thanks... I did the Caribbean Cruise thing in 1995?

Lovely islands, but shitty old people on the cruise ship... T'was the canberra...
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Old 12-24-2011, 06:20 AM   #28
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Thanks... I did the Caribbean Cruise thing in 1995?

Lovely islands, but shitty old people on the cruise ship... T'was the canberra...
Nice! I once road on The Pirates Of The Caribbean ride at Disneyland lol

And once swam in the Atlantic off Tampa.

Actually that would be the Gulf Of Mexico wouldn't it.

Both were pretty fun actually.

It is like 5 above outside so anything is fun about now.
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I've never been deep sea fishing, I've never gambled (unless you count stocks), I've never picked up a woman in a bar.
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