Fuck all of you....
 

:angrysoap



About two hours ago in a thread, I casually mentioned that today was my birthday. I don't want to be the dick who starts his own birthday thread, but in the 117 views that thread received, not one of you motherfuckers had the decency to either start a thread for me or even post a 'happy birthday" reply in that thread. Shit, I have hypocrite distant family members cheerfully wishing me a happy birthday on my facebook, and I haven't talked to half of those assholes in years! I'm on here every fucking day, and while I haven't met any of you (because I haven't gone to shows), I still talk to you dirty bastards more than some of these family members.

Is it that hard to get a fucking happy birthday around here?

:evil-laug

Who are you?

My condolences.

Just kidding Broseph. Happy B... Id say only about 7% of the people around here get birthday threads.

Ive gotten maybe two over the years...

Have some cake and chill out :thumbsup

Just some dude.


:1orglaugh


Oh I'm chill. I was more joking with my "rant" than anything else. I didn't really expect a thread, though I did expect someone to pick up on my comment in the "how common is your birthday thread."

Last year I hijacked someone else's birthday thread. :1orglaugh

As for the cake, if I could pry my ass away from the computer, I plan on picking up a nice big Carvel ice cream cake. Yum.

And thanks for the birthday wish Deej. :thumbsup

Happy Birthday

I've been on here since 2003 and nobody has ever started a birthday thread for me, who fucking cares.

Happy birthday dude.

Happy Birthday, lol.

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happy bday

That's all any guy ever wants for his birthday...ever!

Thanks!

I wasn't really angry or anything man. lol


But thanks. :thumbsup

Happy bday to you, happy bday to you, happy bday dear someone :)

Happy Birthday!

http://images.esellerpro.com/2486/I/...bing-whore.jpg

Here's your cake:

http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q...Birthday21.jpg

http://onegayatatime.files.wordpress...rthdaycard.jpg

Happy Birth/Blowjob Day, Naughty Visions! :thumbsup

ADG

on the 9 years ive been on this board, no one ever wished me a happy birthday :(

that just means I dont age! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I rarely get 'em either, they just keep passing on by.

Happy Birthday to you!

Guess what NOBODY FUCKIN' CARES!!
What the fuck are six years old something? Get over it!

Dude, it was a joke. Chill, bro.

Happy are the ones who were never born ...

Maybe if you weren't an anti-social prick and went to a convention people would give a fuck. But you don't so they don't. Or maybe you haven't caught on the best way to get a birthday thread is to have your bestest online dork friend start it for you after you tell them to!

Have a good one :))

:1orglaugh

http://www.quotesnsayings.net/wp-con...ld-tell-me.jpg


I'm surprised at how many people think my pseudo-rant was anything close to serious. Lighten up, guys.

And one of these years I'll get around to getting to a show. :thumbsup

Happy Birthday Krosh

Let me make it up to you. Birthday Sex!!!!!!

I like this picture.happy birthday

Isn't that what Facebook is for?

I already had ordered a clown.
http://pics.alientrollscience.com/clown.gif
Had some birthday food ready too.
http://pics.alientrollscience.com/cheese_ketchup.jpg
http://pics.alientrollscience.com/spaghetti.jpg

Happy. Fucking. Birthday.

I THOUGHT about posting happy birthday in that thread. Is it the thought that counts?

Sincerely a happy birthday

Sorry for your loss.

Happy BDay from me too!

Thanks everyone! :thumbsup

I didn't expect anyone to take my "rant" seriously, as a couple have, but was more expecting funny comments and pics. Thanks to those who followed suit, either in this thread or the other. And thanks to those who just gave a simple happy b'day. :)

Hippy Birthday \/

Happy Birthday :)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

:upsidedow

If it makes you feel better, nobody could care less when I turned 40 a couple of months ago. Actually, i could not care less either, so :1orglaugh

Happy Birthday, hope you have a great time.

My birthday is this coming Wednesday and I doubt Family members will even remember.....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

merry xmas boy!