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Old 05-17-2012, 12:15 PM   #1
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About two hours ago in a thread, I casually mentioned that today was my birthday. I don't want to be the dick who starts his own birthday thread, but in the 117 views that thread received, not one of you motherfuckers had the decency to either start a thread for me or even post a 'happy birthday" reply in that thread. Shit, I have hypocrite distant family members cheerfully wishing me a happy birthday on my facebook, and I haven't talked to half of those assholes in years! I'm on here every fucking day, and while I haven't met any of you (because I haven't gone to shows), I still talk to you dirty bastards more than some of these family members.

Is it that hard to get a fucking happy birthday around here?

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Old 05-17-2012, 12:18 PM   #2
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Just kidding Broseph. Happy B... Id say only about 7% of the people around here get birthday threads.

Ive gotten maybe two over the years...

Have some cake and chill out
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Old 05-17-2012, 12:23 PM   #5
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Just kidding Broseph. Happy B... Id say only about 7% of the people around here get birthday threads.

Ive gotten maybe two over the years...

Have some cake and chill out
Oh I'm chill. I was more joking with my "rant" than anything else. I didn't really expect a thread, though I did expect someone to pick up on my comment in the "how common is your birthday thread."

Last year I hijacked someone else's birthday thread.

As for the cake, if I could pry my ass away from the computer, I plan on picking up a nice big Carvel ice cream cake. Yum.

And thanks for the birthday wish Deej.
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I've been on here since 2003 and nobody has ever started a birthday thread for me, who fucking cares.

Happy birthday dude.
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About two hours ago in a thread, I casually mentioned that today was my birthday. I don't want to be the dick who starts his own birthday thread, but in the 117 views that thread received, not one of you motherfuckers had the decency to either start a thread for me or even post a 'happy birthday" reply in that thread. Shit, I have hypocrite distant family members cheerfully wishing me a happy birthday on my facebook, and I haven't talked to half of those assholes in years! I'm on here every fucking day, and while I haven't met any of you (because I haven't gone to shows), I still talk to you dirty bastards more than some of these family members.

Is it that hard to get a fucking happy birthday around here?

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Old 05-17-2012, 12:36 PM   #13
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I've been on here since 2003 and nobody has ever started a birthday thread for me, who fucking cares.

Happy birthday dude.
I wasn't really angry or anything man. lol


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Old 05-17-2012, 12:57 PM   #16
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on the 9 years ive been on this board, no one ever wished me a happy birthday

that just means I dont age!
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:12 PM   #18
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About two hours ago in a thread, I casually mentioned that today was my birthday. I don't want to be the dick who starts his own birthday thread, but in the 117 views that thread received, not one of you motherfuckers had the decency to either start a thread for me or even post a 'happy birthday" reply in that thread. Shit, I have hypocrite distant family members cheerfully wishing me a happy birthday on my facebook, and I haven't talked to half of those assholes in years! I'm on here every fucking day, and while I haven't met any of you (because I haven't gone to shows), I still talk to you dirty bastards more than some of these family members.

Is it that hard to get a fucking happy birthday around here?

Guess what NOBODY FUCKIN' CARES!!
What the fuck are six years old something? Get over it!
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Guess what NOBODY FUCKIN' CARES!!
What the fuck are six years old something? Get over it!
Dude, it was a joke. Chill, bro.
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Old 05-17-2012, 01:27 PM   #21
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Maybe if you weren't an anti-social prick and went to a convention people would give a fuck. But you don't so they don't. Or maybe you haven't caught on the best way to get a birthday thread is to have your bestest online dork friend start it for you after you tell them to!
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Maybe if you weren't an anti-social prick and went to a convention people would give a fuck. But you don't so they don't. Or maybe you haven't caught on the best way to get a birthday thread is to have your bestest online dork friend start it for you after you tell them to!





I'm surprised at how many people think my pseudo-rant was anything close to serious. Lighten up, guys.

And one of these years I'll get around to getting to a show.
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Thanks everyone!

I didn't expect anyone to take my "rant" seriously, as a couple have, but was more expecting funny comments and pics. Thanks to those who followed suit, either in this thread or the other. And thanks to those who just gave a simple happy b'day.
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