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![]() ![]() About two hours ago in a thread, I casually mentioned that today was my birthday. I don't want to be the dick who starts his own birthday thread, but in the 117 views that thread received, not one of you motherfuckers had the decency to either start a thread for me or even post a 'happy birthday" reply in that thread. Shit, I have hypocrite distant family members cheerfully wishing me a happy birthday on my facebook, and I haven't talked to half of those assholes in years! I'm on here every fucking day, and while I haven't met any of you (because I haven't gone to shows), I still talk to you dirty bastards more than some of these family members. Is it that hard to get a fucking happy birthday around here? ![]() |
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Who are you?
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So Fucking Banned
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My condolences.
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Just kidding Broseph. Happy B... Id say only about 7% of the people around here get birthday threads.
Ive gotten maybe two over the years... Have some cake and chill out ![]()
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Just some dude.
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Last year I hijacked someone else's birthday thread. ![]() As for the cake, if I could pry my ass away from the computer, I plan on picking up a nice big Carvel ice cream cake. Yum. And thanks for the birthday wish Deej. ![]() |
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Happy Birthday
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I've been on here since 2003 and nobody has ever started a birthday thread for me, who fucking cares.
Happy birthday dude.
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working on my tan
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happy bday
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Thanks!
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Happy Birthday!
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![]() Here's your cake: ![]() ![]() Happy Birth/Blowjob Day, Naughty Visions! ![]() ADG |
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on the 9 years ive been on this board, no one ever wished me a happy birthday
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I rarely get 'em either, they just keep passing on by.
Happy Birthday to you!
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What the fuck are six years old something? Get over it!
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Happy are the ones who were never born ...
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Maybe if you weren't an anti-social prick and went to a convention people would give a fuck. But you don't so they don't. Or maybe you haven't caught on the best way to get a birthday thread is to have your bestest online dork friend start it for you after you tell them to!
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Have a good one
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![]() ![]() I'm surprised at how many people think my pseudo-rant was anything close to serious. Lighten up, guys. And one of these years I'll get around to getting to a show. ![]() |
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Happy Birthday Krosh
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Let me make it up to you. Birthday Sex!!!!!!
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I already had ordered a clown.
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I THOUGHT about posting happy birthday in that thread. Is it the thought that counts?
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Sincerely a happy birthday
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So Fucking Lame
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Sorry for your loss.
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Happy BDay from me too!
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Thanks everyone!
![]() I didn't expect anyone to take my "rant" seriously, as a couple have, but was more expecting funny comments and pics. Thanks to those who followed suit, either in this thread or the other. And thanks to those who just gave a simple happy b'day. ![]() |
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Hippy Birthday \/
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Happy Birthday
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
![]() If it makes you feel better, nobody could care less when I turned 40 a couple of months ago. Actually, i could not care less either, so ![]()
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Happy Birthday, hope you have a great time.
My birthday is this coming Wednesday and I doubt Family members will even remember..... ![]() ![]()
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merry xmas boy!
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