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xNetworx 07-20-2012 10:48 AM

Why you should never go to the gym with your Mom
 
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...icle-1.1102515

ottopottomouse 07-20-2012 11:13 AM

I'd put money on the mother being a jealous fat hippo.

TheSenator 07-20-2012 11:15 AM

Holy fuck she is hot and also a gymnast.

I would hate my mom forever!

JamesChoopa 07-20-2012 11:15 AM

Cock blocking bitch! lol

The Heron 07-20-2012 11:39 AM

that's just an oddball story

J. Falcon 07-20-2012 11:48 AM

Stupid mom.

ShoeBox 07-20-2012 11:50 AM

Damn Damn Damn!

GregE 07-20-2012 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSenator (Post 19071043)
Holy fuck she is hot and also a gymnast.

I would hate my mom forever!

No shit.

johnnyloadproductions 07-20-2012 12:08 PM

Lucky boy!

If I had a 15-16 yo kid and a hot babe did that to him I'd let it slide.
The defense would just have to say: "Did you ever masturbate to the experience you had?" An undoubted "yes" would follow and I would reply: "I rest my case."

mikesouth 07-20-2012 02:51 PM

Where were all these fucking sluts when i was 15...just damn.

Viewfinder 07-20-2012 08:07 PM

Mother of God, that's hot.

xenigo 07-20-2012 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Viewfinder (Post 19071965)
Mother of God, that's hot.

Seriously...

Mr Pheer 07-20-2012 09:44 PM

That kid is going to hate his mom for the rest of his life.

Major (Tom) 07-20-2012 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesouth (Post 19071485)
Where were all these fucking sluts when i was 15...just damn.

shit definitly has changed. I blame mtv & reality shows.
ds

Spunky 07-20-2012 09:59 PM

She wanted young Mandingo cock

qwe 07-21-2012 07:46 AM

damn ......

Colmike9 07-21-2012 08:03 AM

Lucky bastard.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is either just jealous or can go fuck themselves.. :upsidedow

Jman 07-21-2012 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19072457)
Lucky bastard.

Anyone who thinks otherwise is either just jealous or can go fuck themselves.. :upsidedow

True that... That kid as a lifetime souvenir :thumbsup

pornmasta 07-21-2012 08:39 AM

Since they updated her picture

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...g-facebook.jpg

Babaganoosh 07-21-2012 10:21 AM

Mom, I love you but you need to back the fuck off. I'll take care of this.

blackmonsters 07-21-2012 10:36 AM

Lucky kid that his mom was there.
Slut could have gotten pregnant than claimed rape to avoid getting charged herself.

BIGTYMER 07-21-2012 10:37 AM

Cock blocking bitch!!

KillerK 07-21-2012 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 19072649)
Lucky kid that his mom was there.
Slut could have gotten pregnant than claimed rape to avoid getting charged herself.

I doubt it...

suesheboy 07-21-2012 11:11 AM

I think I should be her community service

blackmonsters 07-21-2012 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerK (Post 19072691)
I doubt it...

You doubt it because nothing like that ever happened before, right?

:1orglaugh

You just proved how easy it would be for her to do that and be believed.

BIGTYMER 07-21-2012 07:29 PM

If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

Double standard

Colmike9 07-21-2012 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19073395)
If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

Double standard

Pretty much. Turning down a hot 15 year old a couple of years ago was one of the hardest things I've had to do..

campimp 07-21-2012 09:22 PM

i admit that if i was 15 and that girl lured me into a tanning bed i would have been in heaven...

but that does not change the fact what she did was wrong.... how quickly our view would have changed if it was a male adult luring in a 15 year old girl. we cant have it both ways... its either right or wrong, no difference

martinsc 07-21-2012 10:44 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

MasterBlow 07-22-2012 04:25 AM

Suspicious?
 
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John-ACWM 07-22-2012 07:24 AM

People will forget :)

johnnyloadproductions 07-22-2012 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colmike7 (Post 19073401)
Pretty much. Turning down a hot 15 year old a couple of years ago was one of the hardest things I've had to do..

That's too bad, would have made great prison small talk! :1orglaugh

When I was 20 I went on a double date with a guy I knew who's girlfriend had a cousin that liked me, she was 15. After chatting over ice cream for a bit she discovered she didn't like because I wasn't able to small talk 15 yo girl stuff and they have no experience so they can't talk about anything else.

I've never had sexual relations with anyone under 18, the only time was when I was 10 and made out with my 9 yo neighbor.
I would lose my virginity late and would mostly stay with girls 10-15 years older than me. Mostly because their experience made them easier to talk to then a finicky teenage girl.

My actor Johnny load mentioned sleeping with a 16 yo when he was 23-24, my only regret to ask is if he blew a load all over her face.


Yes, double standard. It's ok for these older women to prey on the young boys but not the other way around. For men though they have a much longer shelf life than women.


A girl doesn't suddenly become attractive when she turns 18 but talking about anything younger than 18 (namely jailbait) is something you have to be very careful about. The stories I've heard that have been had but almost as many where it backfired and it sets a persons life back several years.

skywalkeer 07-22-2012 08:25 AM

busted lol :D

blackmonsters 07-22-2012 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 19073395)
If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.

Double standard

Well not exactly.
Other guys in the gym would have beaten him to death before the cops arrived and
it would never have made national news.

:2 cents:


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