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So Fucking What
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Why you should never go to the gym with your Mom
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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I'd put money on the mother being a jealous fat hippo.
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Holy fuck she is hot and also a gymnast.
I would hate my mom forever!
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Cock blocking bitch! lol
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that's just an oddball story
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www.AdultCopywriters.com
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Stupid mom.
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So Fucking Banned
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Damn Damn Damn!
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Account Shutdown
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Lucky boy!
If I had a 15-16 yo kid and a hot babe did that to him I'd let it slide. The defense would just have to say: "Did you ever masturbate to the experience you had?" An undoubted "yes" would follow and I would reply: "I rest my case." |
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Where were all these fucking sluts when i was 15...just damn.
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Mother of God, that's hot.
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Living inside your head.
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That kid is going to hate his mom for the rest of his life.
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Anti Communist
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shit definitly has changed. I blame mtv & reality shows.
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damn ......
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(>^_^)b
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Lucky bastard.
Anyone who thinks otherwise is either just jealous or can go fuck themselves.. ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Since they updated her picture
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♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
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Mom, I love you but you need to back the fuck off. I'll take care of this.
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Making PHP work
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Lucky kid that his mom was there.
Slut could have gotten pregnant than claimed rape to avoid getting charged herself.
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Cock blocking bitch!!
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I think I should be her community service
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Making PHP work
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You doubt it because nothing like that ever happened before, right?
![]() You just proved how easy it would be for her to do that and be believed.
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If it had been a guy and minor girl he'd still be in jail and we'd all call him a perv.
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(>^_^)b
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Pretty much. Turning down a hot 15 year old a couple of years ago was one of the hardest things I've had to do..
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i admit that if i was 15 and that girl lured me into a tanning bed i would have been in heaven...
but that does not change the fact what she did was wrong.... how quickly our view would have changed if it was a male adult luring in a 15 year old girl. we cant have it both ways... its either right or wrong, no difference |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Suspicious?
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Work Work Work
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People will forget
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Account Shutdown
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![]() When I was 20 I went on a double date with a guy I knew who's girlfriend had a cousin that liked me, she was 15. After chatting over ice cream for a bit she discovered she didn't like because I wasn't able to small talk 15 yo girl stuff and they have no experience so they can't talk about anything else. I've never had sexual relations with anyone under 18, the only time was when I was 10 and made out with my 9 yo neighbor. I would lose my virginity late and would mostly stay with girls 10-15 years older than me. Mostly because their experience made them easier to talk to then a finicky teenage girl. My actor Johnny load mentioned sleeping with a 16 yo when he was 23-24, my only regret to ask is if he blew a load all over her face. Yes, double standard. It's ok for these older women to prey on the young boys but not the other way around. For men though they have a much longer shelf life than women. A girl doesn't suddenly become attractive when she turns 18 but talking about anything younger than 18 (namely jailbait) is something you have to be very careful about. The stories I've heard that have been had but almost as many where it backfired and it sets a persons life back several years. |
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busted lol :D
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Making PHP work
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