things for bored webmasters to do
 

open up your pc case and jack off onto the fan

jizz onto some toilet paper about 5 minutes before you need to do a shit

use that toilet paper to wipe

Suck on cucumber and pretend it is a cock. Carve beforehand for increased realism.

Lick the seat in a men's room bus station then laugh when someone sits on it.

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Hang a fresh-used condom on the antenna of the Mayor's car at City Hall.

i like where this bitch is going!

jerk off with a wire brush

http://img707.imageshack.us/img707/3894/boogerjar.jpg

I like adding to my collection.

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keep them coming or i eat the kitten

Put malicious code on all of your blogs and sites that you own so it infects your visitor's computer and makes gay porn pop up every two seconds.

Finger bang your wife's ass while she is sleeping.

make a thread with embedded videos of paul markham coughing all over the models.

Fill out lots of job applications and for past work experience put "Pro-Chaturbater"

Also, apply for adult jobs and say you shoot content as good as Paul Markham then count how many job denials you get

Poop in an Apple store and proceed to ask one of their associates what the iMacs do that your iCrap can't do

Then bang more meth

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