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Old 09-05-2012, 07:15 PM   #1
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:17 PM   #2
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jizz onto some toilet paper about 5 minutes before you need to do a shit

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Old 09-05-2012, 07:19 PM   #3
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:20 PM   #4
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:24 PM   #5
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:24 PM   #6
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:27 PM   #7
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Old 09-05-2012, 07:32 PM   #8
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I like adding to my collection.

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Old 09-05-2012, 07:50 PM   #9
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:21 PM   #10
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:23 PM   #11
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:34 PM   #16
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Old 09-05-2012, 08:36 PM   #17
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