Okay I ran out of condoms...
 

It's a religion driven country, and shops are closed, so I went to a 24/7 pharmacy to buy a pack, hey, there was nothing at all on the shelf to choose from so i had to wait 5 people in line and ask if they have it on sale, then i asked what brand and then she went to the back and brought me a pack ... there were only women waiting in line listening to my asking about condoms, explaining a brand i want... motherfuck, people, porn is legal here, you have adult DVD everywhere, why the fuck it is so hard to show a choice of condoms so I could just pick and run LOL

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Have luck, and Happy XXXmas where you are at... :smilie_we

:stoned

ADG

I cant afford them... I use clingfilm, or 'glad wrap'...

just cum in her face and call it a day. pull out and shoot. lol

you were buying extra-small or something? otherwise what's so embarrassing about buying some condoms?

Gut a sheep and use it's intestines. Or go without and pour Listerine all over your pecker and down your pee-hole when you're done.

Make your boyfriend get them next time.

:1orglaugh

Actually those I bought appear to be pretty tight, Durex Elite - fuck it, it's for kids!