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Old 12-25-2012, 06:09 PM   #1
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Okay I ran out of condoms...

It's a religion driven country, and shops are closed, so I went to a 24/7 pharmacy to buy a pack, hey, there was nothing at all on the shelf to choose from so i had to wait 5 people in line and ask if they have it on sale, then i asked what brand and then she went to the back and brought me a pack ... there were only women waiting in line listening to my asking about condoms, explaining a brand i want... motherfuck, people, porn is legal here, you have adult DVD everywhere, why the fuck it is so hard to show a choice of condoms so I could just pick and run LOL
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:17 PM   #2
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:19 PM   #3
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I cant afford them... I use clingfilm, or 'glad wrap'...
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:25 PM   #4
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:33 PM   #5
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just cum in her face and call it a day. pull out and shoot. lol
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:34 PM   #6
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you were buying extra-small or something? otherwise what's so embarrassing about buying some condoms?
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:36 PM   #7
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Gut a sheep and use it's intestines. Or go without and pour Listerine all over your pecker and down your pee-hole when you're done.
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:39 PM   #8
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Just go without you will be fine. If your worried just pop a z-pack later.
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Old 12-25-2012, 06:48 PM   #9
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Make your boyfriend get them next time.
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Old 12-26-2012, 02:01 AM   #11
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you were buying extra-small or something? otherwise what's so embarrassing about buying some condoms?
Actually those I bought appear to be pretty tight, Durex Elite - fuck it, it's for kids!
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