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Downshifter
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Road trip
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Okay I ran out of condoms...
It's a religion driven country, and shops are closed, so I went to a 24/7 pharmacy to buy a pack, hey, there was nothing at all on the shelf to choose from so i had to wait 5 people in line and ask if they have it on sale, then i asked what brand and then she went to the back and brought me a pack ... there were only women waiting in line listening to my asking about condoms, explaining a brand i want... motherfuck, people, porn is legal here, you have adult DVD everywhere, why the fuck it is so hard to show a choice of condoms so I could just pick and run LOL
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
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![]() Have luck, and Happy XXXmas where you are at... ![]() ![]() ADG |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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I cant afford them... I use clingfilm, or 'glad wrap'...
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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just cum in her face and call it a day. pull out and shoot. lol
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chicago
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you were buying extra-small or something? otherwise what's so embarrassing about buying some condoms?
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Registered User
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Gut a sheep and use it's intestines. Or go without and pour Listerine all over your pecker and down your pee-hole when you're done.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Marysville,Wa
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Just go without you will be fine. If your worried just pop a z-pack later.
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working on my tan
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Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,152
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Make your boyfriend get them next time.
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So Fucking Banned
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Downshifter
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Road trip
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Actually those I bought appear to be pretty tight, Durex Elite - fuck it, it's for kids!
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