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ING82 01-23-2013 05:57 AM
You only get two minutes for a dump in China
 
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A security guard at the Shanghai plant said Tuesday that workers had gone on strike to protest the company's issuing of new work rules, including time limits on bathroom breaks and fines for being late.

"The workers demanded the scrapping of the ridiculously strict requirements stipulating that workers only have two minutes to go to the toilet and workers will be fined 50 yuan ($8) if they are late once and fired if they are late twice," said the security guard, surnamed Feng. "The managers were later freed when police intervened and when they agreed to reconsider the rules." http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-worker...--finance.html
What if you have diarrhea? Special pass? :fart :1orglaugh

L-Pink 01-23-2013 05:59 AM
protest led by Who Flung Dung …

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Markul 01-23-2013 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19439598)
protest led by Who Flung Dung ?

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Archibald_Tuttle 01-23-2013 06:20 AM
China, where even bodily functions are regulated. Noice...

CurrentlySober 01-23-2013 06:23 AM
i like chinas...

seeandsee 01-23-2013 06:35 AM
Fucking red gang

HushMoney 01-23-2013 06:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19439598)
protest led by Who Flung Dung ?

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:1orglaugh

EliteWebmaster 01-23-2013 06:55 AM
Only in China. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh. If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at

Dirty F 01-23-2013 07:20 AM
Fucking retarded shithole country.

CurrentlySober 01-23-2013 07:44 AM
http://i.imgur.com/z0W2idS.jpg

NinjaSteve 01-23-2013 07:46 AM
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Originally Posted by ING82 (Post 19439595)
What if you have diarrhea? Special pass? :fart :1orglaugh
So then it should be quick, and then maybe you can accumulate time for later.

GrantMercury 01-23-2013 09:34 AM
Wow. That's fucking awful.

Union-busting GOP won't rest until American workers are in the same boat.

Juicy D. Links 01-23-2013 09:36 AM
I need at least 25 minutes when Ii use the crapper

_Richard_ 01-23-2013 09:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 19439700)
Only in China. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh. If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Employmen...ng-working.htm

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But my employer keeps telling us this is too much time and wants my section (made up of 9 people) to get our bathroom time lower. But what they are allowing for is next to impossible as it would only allow each of us about 30 seconds a day per person to use the bathroom.
took less than 30 seconds to find a North American example

Spunky 01-23-2013 10:40 AM
I bet depends are huge over there

Jman 01-23-2013 10:44 AM
no wonder all their products are crap

LAJ 01-23-2013 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 19439950)
I need at least 25 minutes when Ii use the crapper
Yup. I always bring my ipad. :1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-23-2013 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 19440106)
Yup. I always bring my ipad. :1orglaugh
i bet it cost a lot replacing those cracked screens :helpme :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 01-23-2013 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 19440106)
Yup. I always bring my ipad. :1orglaugh
Personally, I use toilet paper, but YMMV... :2 cents:

Choopa Phil 01-23-2013 02:09 PM
That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end

xNetworx 01-23-2013 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Choopa Phil (Post 19440460)
That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end
pun intended?

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-23-2013 02:18 PM
^ No shit

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feudalism

LAJ 01-23-2013 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19440438)
Personally, I use toilet paper, but YMMV... :2 cents:
hmmmmmmm

kristin 01-23-2013 02:45 PM
My office would be fucked.

xinyonghu 01-23-2013 04:19 PM
That depends.in China there has public
company and private company. they have different management system . I am in a public company .so I have 25 minutes when Ii use the
crapper .lol..

Dvae 01-23-2013 06:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19439769)
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r...ps8bb91a60.jpg

brassmonkey 01-23-2013 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19440890)
:1orglaugh anal control!

JFK 01-23-2013 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19440895)
:1orglaugh anal control!
anal post :winkwink::1orglaugh

CyberHustler 01-23-2013 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 19440536)
My office would be fucked.
:1orglaugh

pornmasta 01-23-2013 06:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 19440890)
guess where is the asshole

John-ACWM 01-24-2013 09:45 AM
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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19439769)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

spazlabz 01-24-2013 10:33 AM
I cant get comfortable and relaxed in 2 minute geesh!


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