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Old 01-23-2013, 05:57 AM   #1
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:tongue You only get two minutes for a dump in China

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A security guard at the Shanghai plant said Tuesday that workers had gone on strike to protest the company's issuing of new work rules, including time limits on bathroom breaks and fines for being late.

"The workers demanded the scrapping of the ridiculously strict requirements stipulating that workers only have two minutes to go to the toilet and workers will be fined 50 yuan ($8) if they are late once and fired if they are late twice," said the security guard, surnamed Feng. "The managers were later freed when police intervened and when they agreed to reconsider the rules." http://news.yahoo.com/chinese-worker...--finance.html
What if you have diarrhea? Special pass?
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Old 01-23-2013, 05:59 AM   #2
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:02 AM   #3
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:20 AM   #4
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China, where even bodily functions are regulated. Noice...
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:35 AM   #6
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:51 AM   #7
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Old 01-23-2013, 06:55 AM   #8
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Only in China. . If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at

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Old 01-23-2013, 07:46 AM   #11
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So then it should be quick, and then maybe you can accumulate time for later.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:34 AM   #12
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Wow. That's fucking awful.

Union-busting GOP won't rest until American workers are in the same boat.
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Old 01-23-2013, 09:36 AM   #13
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Only in China. . If an original thought popped into their heads, their heads would all explode. They should stick to reverse engineering the new Jordan shoes and making knockoffs. It's what they are good at
http://en.allexperts.com/q/Employmen...ng-working.htm

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But my employer keeps telling us this is too much time and wants my section (made up of 9 people) to get our bathroom time lower. But what they are allowing for is next to impossible as it would only allow each of us about 30 seconds a day per person to use the bathroom.
took less than 30 seconds to find a North American example
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Old 01-23-2013, 10:40 AM   #15
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Yup. I always bring my ipad.
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Yup. I always bring my ipad.
i bet it cost a lot replacing those cracked screens
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:09 PM   #20
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That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end
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That is terrible, I wonder what they came out with in the end
pun intended?
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:18 PM   #22
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Old 01-23-2013, 02:45 PM   #24
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That depends.in China there has public
company and private company. they have different management system . I am in a public company .so I have 25 minutes when Ii use the
crapper .lol..
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