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MrMaxwell 11-30-2013 10:03 AM

How can I claim my dead uncle's money?
 
He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

SuckOnThis 11-30-2013 10:04 AM

Yes, good luck suing your dead uncle in small claims court. :1orglaugh

seeandsee 11-30-2013 10:05 AM

Sue the dead uncle for unpaid bills? Not sure what law you have there, never heard about such stuff over here...

L-Pink 11-30-2013 10:12 AM

You're fucked. The reason estates go thru probate is to give creditors a reasonable amount of time to present their claims to the court. Unless you started a motion to contest the estate during the allotted time, usually 12 months, you can't have your claims heard.

7 years later? No way.


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Fetish Gimp 11-30-2013 10:13 AM

Your local law bar association will have a referral service, call them and explain the situation.

They'll refer you to a lawyer that specializes in the kind of law that would be involved in your case.

DBS.US 11-30-2013 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19891132)
He's dead about 7 years

To late:2 cents:

You could inform her there is money for her if she splits it your will help her get it.

onwebcam 11-30-2013 10:22 AM

If no one has done so then you could file as the executor of his estate. But then you open up a another can of worms because as others have said the debtors will then come calling to get their piece of likely small pie.

MrMaxwell 11-30-2013 10:25 AM

Wonderful. He only had about 4 grand in there. I think it was a fkn checking account too

brassmonkey 11-30-2013 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19891132)
He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

if he owed money you had to sue his estate. the statute of limitations has ran out dogg :( :(

MrMaxwell 11-30-2013 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 19891164)
if he owed money you had to sue his estate. the statute of limitations has ran out dogg :( :(

Jesus on the moon I forgot all about those damned things :(

MrMaxwell 11-30-2013 10:31 AM

Well wait though I think that bitch on the POD is dead
So if I can find out if that whore died or whatever else, then, claiming the money cannot be THAT difficult, right

Oh wait THEN the money is held for that whore's heirs I can only imagine
Well what if that slut doesn't have any maybe

brassmonkey 11-30-2013 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19891170)
Jesus on the moon I forgot all about those damned things :(

well it's in place so the paperwork is fresh. nobody really keeps records for seven years. you just missed it if it was a contract on paper. :1orglaugh if it was verbal i think its like 2-3 years. id consult an attorney fast if it was on paper you may still have time

newB 11-30-2013 10:34 AM

Sounds like you just need to contest the will and push for a settlement of the estate. As far as suing him in small claims court, I believe you missed that opportunity by not doing so sooner. I may be wrong, but I think there is a limited time-frame for creditors to file claims on the estates of the deceased (often listed in the 'legal' section of newspaper classifieds).

Anyhoo, your best bet would be to contact an estates and trusts attorney. If they can help you, they will save you a lot of work and missteps not to mention the unnecessary fees or penalties that you might otherwise be instructed to pay by paper-pushers that don't know jack outside their limited purview.

However, after 7 years I'm not sure if you have any recourse available.

scubadiver626 11-30-2013 12:48 PM

Ffs people it takes 15 min to start a living revocable trust with legal zoom. After your done open an investment account in the trusts name and avoid this shit.

Probate and lawyers kiss my ass! Stop wasting people's time.

X_X_ROB_X_X 11-30-2013 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19891162)
Wonderful. He only had about 4 grand in there. I think it was a fkn checking account too

This is about 4 grand in his checking account? What's the point if so? Is the hassle of trying to get it even worth 4k to you? Now if you were talking about 100k then yeah I can see it, but 4k? No...

CyberHustler 11-30-2013 01:14 PM

Broke ass niggas man... http://i.imgur.com/4yVqPIW.gif

TampaToker 11-30-2013 01:47 PM

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or bipolar disorder.

• Approximately 20 percent of youth ages 13 to 18
experience severe mental disorders in a given year. For
ages 8 to 15, the estimate is 13 percent.

• Approximately 1.1 percent of American adults—
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• Approximately 2.6 percent of American adults−6.1
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• Seventy percent of youth in juvenile justice systems
have at least one mental health condition and at least
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Getting Mental Health Treatment in America

• Approximately 60 percent of adults12, and almost one-half
of youth ages 8 to 15 with a mental illness received no
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• Serious mental illness costs America $193.2 billion
in lost earnings per year.17
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X_X_ROB_X_X 11-30-2013 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 19891334)
One in four adults−approximately 61.5 million
Americans−experiences mental illness in a given
year. One in 17−about 13.6 million−live with a serious
mental illness such as schizophrenia, major depression
or bipolar disorder.

? Approximately 20 percent of youth ages 13 to 18
experience severe mental disorders in a given year. For
ages 8 to 15, the estimate is 13 percent.

? blah blah blah

What the fuck is this shit?

ErectMedia 11-30-2013 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X (Post 19891369)
What the fuck is this shit?

Guessing he's diagnosing MrMaxwell :2 cents:

scubadiver626 11-30-2013 02:40 PM

This is why banks are freakin rich. And when you do start a living trust, tell the damn trustee about it!

lagcam 11-30-2013 10:20 PM

1. Legally change your name to the name of the "whore your uncle fucked for a while"
2. Dress up like a whore
3. Go to bank with new id, offer to blow the bank manager for a smooth transaction (for effect).
4. Collect the money.

mineistaken 12-01-2013 06:32 AM

Another thread of mrmaxwell :)

slapass 12-01-2013 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 19891720)
1. Legally change your name to the name of the "whore your uncle fucked for a while"
2. Dress up like a whore
3. Go to bank with new id, offer to blow the bank manager for a smooth transaction (for effect).
4. Collect the money.

Find whore, buy her a fake id and take the death cert to the the bank. Issue solved.

MrMaxwell 12-02-2013 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X (Post 19891290)
This is about 4 grand in his checking account? What's the point if so? Is the hassle of trying to get it even worth 4k to you? Now if you were talking about 100k then yeah I can see it, but 4k? No...

Well, four grand would mean a lot to me... perhaps more than 100k does to some people, actually

beerptrol 12-02-2013 04:25 AM

I don't think they gave your great grandfather 40 Acres and a Mule. So you better sue for that too!

anexsia 12-02-2013 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 19891132)
He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

I freaking love your threads MrMaxwell, you always have a new one everyday asking GFY for serious advice in your life and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks :)

MrMaxwell 12-05-2013 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 19892848)
I freaking love your threads MrMaxwell, you always have a new one everyday asking GFY for serious advice in your life and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks :)

I filter GFY advice very carefully, of course, but there are some interesting minds on here.

Sunny Day 12-05-2013 11:34 AM

Claiming the money
 
How do you know she didn't get the money?
You might search the state treasurer's unclaimed property site, as the bank is only allowed to keep the money a couple of years before they have to turn it over.

You're fucked anyway with a POD. PODs are set up so the money stays outside of any will or probate, same as Transfer On Death. Went to an elder care seminar and the attorney there explained that was the way to avoid wills and probate, especially things such as cars as probate could take years while the car sat there rusting away.

You might be able to contest your uncle was not of sound mind or was under duress, but your chances of proving that in small claims would almost be impossible. If it's a larger amount the legal fees would eat all of it up.

Besides who ever heard of a whore not immediately going after money?

Cyber Fucker 12-05-2013 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis (Post 19891136)
Yes, good luck suing your dead uncle in small claims court. :1orglaugh

Yeah, exactly... I must say I did not intend to be rude or anything but when I read this I lolled hard.

fitzmulti 12-05-2013 06:35 PM

Maybe try asking a lawyer, instead of random people on GFY?
;-)


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