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MrMaxwell · 11-30-2013, 10:03 AM

He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

SuckOnThis · 11-30-2013, 10:04 AM

Yes, good luck suing your dead uncle in small claims court.

seeandsee · 11-30-2013, 10:05 AM

Sue the dead uncle for unpaid bills? Not sure what law you have there, never heard about such stuff over here...

L-Pink · 11-30-2013, 10:12 AM

You're fucked. The reason estates go thru probate is to give creditors a reasonable amount of time to present their claims to the court. Unless you started a motion to contest the estate during the allotted time, usually 12 months, you can't have your claims heard.

7 years later? No way.

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Fetish Gimp · 11-30-2013, 10:13 AM

Your local law bar association will have a referral service, call them and explain the situation.

They'll refer you to a lawyer that specializes in the kind of law that would be involved in your case.

DBS.US · 11-30-2013, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

He's dead about 7 years

To late

You could inform her there is money for her if she splits it your will help her get it.

onwebcam · 11-30-2013, 10:22 AM

If no one has done so then you could file as the executor of his estate. But then you open up a another can of worms because as others have said the debtors will then come calling to get their piece of likely small pie.

MrMaxwell · 11-30-2013, 10:25 AM

Wonderful. He only had about 4 grand in there. I think it was a fkn checking account too

brassmonkey · 11-30-2013, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

if he owed money you had to sue his estate. the statute of limitations has ran out dogg

MrMaxwell · 11-30-2013, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

if he owed money you had to sue his estate. the statute of limitations has ran out dogg

Jesus on the moon I forgot all about those damned things

MrMaxwell · 11-30-2013, 10:31 AM

Well wait though I think that bitch on the POD is dead
So if I can find out if that whore died or whatever else, then, claiming the money cannot be THAT difficult, right

Oh wait THEN the money is held for that whore's heirs I can only imagine
Well what if that slut doesn't have any maybe

brassmonkey · 11-30-2013, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Jesus on the moon I forgot all about those damned things

well it's in place so the paperwork is fresh. nobody really keeps records for seven years. you just missed it if it was a contract on paper.

if it was verbal i think its like 2-3 years. id consult an attorney fast if it was on paper you may still have time

newB · 11-30-2013, 10:34 AM

Sounds like you just need to contest the will and push for a settlement of the estate. As far as suing him in small claims court, I believe you missed that opportunity by not doing so sooner. I may be wrong, but I think there is a limited time-frame for creditors to file claims on the estates of the deceased (often listed in the 'legal' section of newspaper classifieds).

Anyhoo, your best bet would be to contact an estates and trusts attorney. If they can help you, they will save you a lot of work and missteps not to mention the unnecessary fees or penalties that you might otherwise be instructed to pay by paper-pushers that don't know jack outside their limited purview.

However, after 7 years I'm not sure if you have any recourse available.

scubadiver626 · 11-30-2013, 12:48 PM

Ffs people it takes 15 min to start a living revocable trust with legal zoom. After your done open an investment account in the trusts name and avoid this shit.

Probate and lawyers kiss my ass! Stop wasting people's time.

X_X_ROB_X_X · 11-30-2013, 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Wonderful. He only had about 4 grand in there. I think it was a fkn checking account too

This is about 4 grand in his checking account? What's the point if so? Is the hassle of trying to get it even worth 4k to you? Now if you were talking about 100k then yeah I can see it, but 4k? No...

CyberHustler · 11-30-2013, 01:14 PM

Broke ass niggas man...

TampaToker · 11-30-2013, 01:47 PM

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X_X_ROB_X_X · 11-30-2013, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker

One in four adults−approximately 61.5 million
Americans−experiences mental illness in a given
year. One in 17−about 13.6 million−live with a serious
mental illness such as schizophrenia, major depression
or bipolar disorder.

? Approximately 20 percent of youth ages 13 to 18
experience severe mental disorders in a given year. For
ages 8 to 15, the estimate is 13 percent.

? blah blah blah

What the fuck is this shit?

ErectMedia · 11-30-2013, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X

What the fuck is this shit?

Guessing he's diagnosing MrMaxwell

scubadiver626 · 11-30-2013, 02:40 PM

This is why banks are freakin rich. And when you do start a living trust, tell the damn trustee about it!

lagcam · 11-30-2013, 10:20 PM

1. Legally change your name to the name of the "whore your uncle fucked for a while"
2. Dress up like a whore
3. Go to bank with new id, offer to blow the bank manager for a smooth transaction (for effect).
4. Collect the money.

mineistaken · 12-01-2013, 06:32 AM

Another thread of mrmaxwell

slapass · 12-01-2013, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

1. Legally change your name to the name of the "whore your uncle fucked for a while"
2. Dress up like a whore
3. Go to bank with new id, offer to blow the bank manager for a smooth transaction (for effect).
4. Collect the money.

Find whore, buy her a fake id and take the death cert to the the bank. Issue solved.

MrMaxwell · 12-02-2013, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by X_X_ROB_X_X

This is about 4 grand in his checking account? What's the point if so? Is the hassle of trying to get it even worth 4k to you? Now if you were talking about 100k then yeah I can see it, but 4k? No...

Well, four grand would mean a lot to me... perhaps more than 100k does to some people, actually

beerptrol · 12-02-2013, 04:25 AM

I don't think they gave your great grandfather 40 Acres and a Mule. So you better sue for that too!

anexsia · 12-02-2013, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS.

Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

I freaking love your threads MrMaxwell, you always have a new one everyday asking GFY for serious advice in your life and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks

MrMaxwell · 12-05-2013, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by anexsia

I freaking love your threads MrMaxwell, you always have a new one everyday asking GFY for serious advice in your life and don't give a fuck what anyone thinks

I filter GFY advice very carefully, of course, but there are some interesting minds on here.

Sunny Day · 12-05-2013, 11:34 AM

How do you know she didn't get the money?
You might search the state treasurer's unclaimed property site, as the bank is only allowed to keep the money a couple of years before they have to turn it over.

You're fucked anyway with a POD. PODs are set up so the money stays outside of any will or probate, same as Transfer On Death. Went to an elder care seminar and the attorney there explained that was the way to avoid wills and probate, especially things such as cars as probate could take years while the car sat there rusting away.

You might be able to contest your uncle was not of sound mind or was under duress, but your chances of proving that in small claims would almost be impossible. If it's a larger amount the legal fees would eat all of it up.

Besides who ever heard of a whore not immediately going after money?

Cyber Fucker · 12-05-2013, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Yes, good luck suing your dead uncle in small claims court.

Yeah, exactly... I must say I did not intend to be rude or anything but when I read this I lolled hard.

fitzmulti · 12-05-2013, 06:35 PM

Maybe try asking a lawyer, instead of random people on GFY?
;-)

11-30-2013, 10:03 AM	#1
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	How can I claim my dead uncle's money? He's dead about 7 years now and the bank said there was a POD naming some whore he fucked with for awhile, crazy drunken bastad, anyway it's been years now and I think that whore never picked up the money. So my family is is sole heir and we took care of him for YEARS. Since he owed us a lot of money, I say the best way to collect the money would be to sue him in small claims court. Does that make sense? I mean, sure, he's dead. Right. But if we sue him we can collect that money- yeah?

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	You're fucked. The reason estates go thru probate is to give creditors a reasonable amount of time to present their claims to the court. Unless you started a motion to contest the estate during the allotted time, usually 12 months, you can't have your claims heard. 7 years later? No way. . Last edited by L-Pink; 11-30-2013 at 10:16 AM..

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11-30-2013, 10:25 AM	#8
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Wonderful. He only had about 4 grand in there. I think it was a fkn checking account too

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Well wait though I think that bitch on the POD is dead So if I can find out if that whore died or whatever else, then, claiming the money cannot be THAT difficult, right Oh wait THEN the money is held for that whore's heirs I can only imagine Well what if that slut doesn't have any maybe

11-30-2013, 10:34 AM	#13
newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	Sounds like you just need to contest the will and push for a settlement of the estate. As far as suing him in small claims court, I believe you missed that opportunity by not doing so sooner. I may be wrong, but I think there is a limited time-frame for creditors to file claims on the estates of the deceased (often listed in the 'legal' section of newspaper classifieds). Anyhoo, your best bet would be to contact an estates and trusts attorney. If they can help you, they will save you a lot of work and missteps not to mention the unnecessary fees or penalties that you might otherwise be instructed to pay by paper-pushers that don't know jack outside their limited purview. However, after 7 years I'm not sure if you have any recourse available. __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

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scubadiver626 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,034	Ffs people it takes 15 min to start a living revocable trust with legal zoom. After your done open an investment account in the trusts name and avoid this shit. Probate and lawyers kiss my ass! Stop wasting people's time. __________________ AsiaMoviePass My Best Rebilling Site

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TampaToker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Tampa Posts: 5,827	One in four adults−approximately 61.5 million Americans−experiences mental illness in a given year. One in 17−about 13.6 million−live with a serious mental illness such as schizophrenia, major depression or bipolar disorder. • Approximately 20 percent of youth ages 13 to 18 experience severe mental disorders in a given year. For ages 8 to 15, the estimate is 13 percent. • Approximately 1.1 percent of American adults— about 2.6 million people—live with schizophrenia. • Approximately 2.6 percent of American adults−6.1 million people−live with bipolar disorder. • Approximately 6.7 percent of American adults−about 14.8 million people−live with major depression. • Approximately 18.1 percent of American adults−about 42 million people−live with anxiety disorders, such as panic disorder, obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD), posttraumatic stress disorder (PTSD), generalized anxiety disorder and phobias. • About 9.2 million adults have co-occurring mental health and addiction disorders. • Approximately 26 percent of homeless adults staying in shelters live with serious mental illness and an estimated 46 percent live with severe mental illness and/or substance use disorders. • Approximately 20 percent of state prisoners and 21 percent of local jail prisoners have “a recent history” of a mental health condition. • Seventy percent of youth in juvenile justice systems have at least one mental health condition and at least 20 percent live with a severe mental illness. Getting Mental Health Treatment in America • Approximately 60 percent of adults12, and almost one-half of youth ages 8 to 15 with a mental illness received no mental health services in the previous year. • African American and Hispanic Americans used mental health services at about one-half the rate of whites in the past year and Asian Americans at about one-third the rate. • One-half of all chronic mental illness begins by the age of 14; three-quarters by age 24. The Impact of Mental Illness in America • Serious mental illness costs America $193.2 billion in lost earnings per year.17 • Mood disorders such as depression are the third most common cause of hospitalization in the U.S. for both youth and adults ages 18 to 44.18 • Individuals living with serious mental illness face an increased risk of having chronic medical conditions. Adults living with serious mental illness die on average 25 years earlier than other Americans, largely due to treatable medical conditions. • Over 50 percent of students with a mental health condition age 14 and older who are served by special education drop out−the highest dropout rate of any disability group. • Suicide is the tenth leading cause of death in the U.S. (more common than homicide) and the third leading cause of death for ages 15 to 24 years.22 More than 90 percent of those who die by suicide had one or more mental disorders. • Although military members comprise less than 1 percent of the U.S. population, veterans represent 20 percent of suicides nationally. Each day, about 22 veterans die from suicide. __________________ Icq 247-742-205

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Sunny Day Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,406	Claiming the money How do you know she didn't get the money? You might search the state treasurer's unclaimed property site, as the bank is only allowed to keep the money a couple of years before they have to turn it over. You're fucked anyway with a POD. PODs are set up so the money stays outside of any will or probate, same as Transfer On Death. Went to an elder care seminar and the attorney there explained that was the way to avoid wills and probate, especially things such as cars as probate could take years while the car sat there rusting away. You might be able to contest your uncle was not of sound mind or was under duress, but your chances of proving that in small claims would almost be impossible. If it's a larger amount the legal fees would eat all of it up. Besides who ever heard of a whore not immediately going after money?

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