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[EsP]187 03-08-2003 10:51 PM

PHP/MySQL/Graphics Guru.. Speedy Service
 
Hi all,

If anyone is in need of a PHP MySQL Developer for any projects, please let me know. Im the owner of www.espklan.com and I have done quite a few adult websites as well as ecommerce and b2b/b2c websites.

Whether you are looking for someone to make updates to existing code, design new flash or graphics, or write something completely from scratch, im your man. Very fast turnarounds guaranteed. Specialize in cross-platform & cross-browser compatibility.

Primary Skillsets:

- Macromedia Flash
- Adobe Photoshop
- 3d Studio Max
- Audio/Video Creation & Editing
- PHP
- MySQL
- Java
- HTML
- DHTML
- CSS


Specialties:

- Link/Banner Tracking Systems
- User login/account creation
- Browser-based File Uploading
- Custom Shopping Carts
- Paypal Integration
- Statistics Systems
- Effective Banner Design

and much more...

<a href="mailto:[email protected]">Contact me A.S.A.P.</a>

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 10:52 PM

Also forgot to mention that I can provide quite a few references upon request :D

p00p 03-08-2003 10:55 PM

What language is this one? I must be totally out of the loop...

- hahahahahahahahahaha

p00p 03-08-2003 10:56 PM

You edited it fucker! :1orglaugh

lil2rich4u2 03-08-2003 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p
You edited it fucker! :1orglaugh

lol

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 10:57 PM

Whoops :P

lil2rich4u2 03-08-2003 11:01 PM

hey bud


if i ask you to design me a system for surfurs to enter the email addy then i gather them in a dB, what would the turnaround be for something like this?

I emailed you, but figured id ask here too, im impatient!!! lol

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 11:02 PM

That would take me about 1 hour to produce and test the code, and if graphics are required as well, then a few extra hours (depending on what you need) may be required for any graphics needed.

p00p 03-08-2003 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
hey bud


if i ask you to design me a system for surfurs to enter the email addy then i gather them in a dB, what would the turnaround be for something like this?

I emailed you, but figured id ask here too, im impatient!!! lol

www.cgi-resources.com

JFPdude 03-08-2003 11:06 PM

lil2rich4u2

hit me up on ICQ if you have time 4433144



*** We now return you to your original thread sorry for the barging in ***

lil2rich4u2 03-08-2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by p00p

www.cgi-resources.com


i saw some there, and also at hotscripts.com or something, but i need something a bit more custom ... but thanks.





Quote:

Originally posted by [EsP]187

That would take me about 1 hour to produce and test the code, and if graphics are required as well, then a few extra hours (depending on what you need) may be required for any graphics needed.


Awsome! Yep some graphics included, ill email you again with details.

Thanks for prompt reply man.

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 11:09 PM

No problem bud :D

Thanks

Mutt 03-08-2003 11:10 PM

i bookmarked you. Always nice to have programmers around.
Got enough designers here, we need programmers who can amaze us with their skillz.

if this guy is good you won't see him again, somebody will hire him for a good buck and that will be it.

well there's always Vijay, Fareed, Mohammed et al on Elance and Scriptlance:1orglaugh

i love those guys, you can write out the most complicated description of some complex programming job you dream up, tell them you want a complete replica of Google.com.

Then read the replies - "Hello sir! We are a small team of programmers from Calcutta. We are doing this job for you for $35 dollars! Our team can accomplish this in 3 days! Thank you!"

Mutt 03-08-2003 11:15 PM

uh............i went to your site, there ain't shit about programming on there. it's some kind of clubhouse for online game geeks. :ugone2far

lil2rich4u2 03-08-2003 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mutt
uh............i went to your site, there ain't shit about programming on there. it's some kind of clubhouse for online game geeks. :ugone2far

LOL!!!


i just asked him that via email, heh

turns out thats his main site, not for quotes or anything, lol


Think he dropped it as a reference?

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 11:20 PM

Yah I just put that up because its an easy way to contact me as well as emailing me.

[EsP]187 03-08-2003 11:34 PM

Ok lil2rich, thanks :D

lil2rich4u2 03-08-2003 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [EsP]187
Ok lil2rich, thanks :D


np buzz me when done dude, or if theres any questions with it.


BTW guys, i dunno how he charges on larger jobs, but i practically STOLE this one, lol

If theres any problems with design or functionality, you know ill be flamin his ass, but until then he gets: :thumbsup

lol



hmm i might even lay down for a bit, ill come back and check thread later.

JFPdude 03-08-2003 11:48 PM

Hey Mutt you have exclusive pics ???

Hit me up on ICQ 4433144

Thanks

candyflip 03-09-2003 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2




np buzz me when done dude, or if theres any questions with it.


BTW guys, i dunno how he charges on larger jobs, but i practically STOLE this one, lol

If theres any problems with design or functionality, you know ill be flamin his ass, but until then he gets: :thumbsup

lol



hmm i might even lay down for a bit, ill come back and check thread later.

You didn't ask for much. I'm a php retard and could probably throw this one together. I hope that you didn't pay much. There are probably some folks here who might have done it for nothing. I know, it's GFY, but stranger things have happened.

[EsP]187 03-09-2003 03:32 AM

rich you know i do nothing but quality work m8 :D

USELESS FACTS (some might find intuitive)

1. You paid me didnt you?

2. The site I designed and coded for you has made you thousands of dollars has it not?

3. After your initial project, did you come back to me with even more projects?

If you answered yes to any of the questions above, you are guilty of being fully satisfied with the software I delivered.

Stop playing tough guy and start spreading the word rich :D. Quality economical web app design is back and here to stay. Snatch it up while supplies last.

[EsP]187 03-09-2003 04:21 AM

Cmon rich you could at least not call me a liar by stating that my previous reply is totally true :D I just got all your emails man. Sorry if I have not been available for more projects, but I just moved and the whole isp xfer process sucks so its been weeks since ive talked to ya :D Shoot me what projects ya got and lets get rockin and rollin again :D

[EsP]187 03-09-2003 04:52 AM

I knew you would understand :D

Ty rich :D

kad 03-09-2003 05:02 AM

huh? wtf is going on here

:(


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