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Grapesoda

06-14-2014 07:49 AM

Chuck Norris

They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it back because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Juicy D. Links

06-14-2014 07:53 AM

i heard his taint is black

Markul

06-14-2014 08:09 AM

lol good one :thumbsup

2MuchMark

06-14-2014 09:52 AM

Chuck Norris and his wife are fucking retards.

Grapesoda

06-14-2014 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20124189)

Chuck Norris and his wife are fucking retards.

interesting enough I was sitting here thing you are a tard..... :2 cents:

WDF	06-14-2014 11:23 AM

Chuck seems to have a thing for Dead Presidents, Reagan, Washington, Lincoln, Jackson, Grant. I am sure he likes elder statesmen also, Franklin is more then likely his favorite.

I thought he only did Home Gym infomercials now.

mOrrI

06-14-2014 11:32 AM

LOL... nice :D

cam_girls

06-14-2014 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20124189)

Chuck Norris and his wife are fucking retards.

another 20 years and I'd knock the c*nt down! :321GFY

2MuchMark

06-14-2014 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20124242)

interesting enough I was sitting here thing you are a tard..... :2 cents:

Yeah, well, join the club I guess...

Rochard

06-15-2014 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20124189)

Chuck Norris and his wife are fucking retards.

I don't get people. I honestly believe that some people just get utterly fucking stupid when it comes to politics.

One of my friends told me he's planning on moving from California to Washington because "Obama is going to take away his guns". He's been in office for six years and it hasn't happened, and I'm not sure why he thinks a federal law wouldn't affect people in Washington.

Obama was elected President. At the end of the day, what really changed? Fucking nothing. Presidents come and go, and what really changes? What changed from Reagan to Bush to Clinton To Bush to Obama? Unless we get someone like Nixon it really doesn't make much of a difference.

MediumPimpin

06-15-2014 10:27 AM

Chuck Norris should be dead instead of Bruce Lee.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

06-15-2014 11:23 AM

Rightwing Christian nutjob... :2 cents:

:stoned

ADG

balint

06-16-2014 12:52 AM

Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left. :D

John-ACWM

06-16-2014 01:39 AM

:1orglaugh nice one!

nico-t

06-16-2014 02:02 AM

chuck norris jokes: How funny became annoying very quickly.

Caldo

06-16-2014 02:21 AM

haha great :thumbsup

DamianJ

06-16-2014 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20124109)

They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it back because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

That would have been mildly amusing in 2005 when the meme started.

michael.kickass

06-16-2014 05:48 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Plutocracy

06-16-2014 06:22 AM

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

2MuchMark

06-16-2014 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 20125079)

Rightwing Christian nutjob... :2 cents:

:stoned

ADG

Lol!!! These are great... and he's so sad. Repress people! Repress science! Keep America in the 50's! So long, Chuck.

upforit_sarah

06-16-2014 11:42 AM

He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.

2MuchMark

06-16-2014 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upforit_sarah (Post 20126149)

He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.

Not really. He talks crazy talk even for a 94 year old.

MiamiBoyz

06-16-2014 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by upforit_sarah (Post 20126149)

He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.

It's amazing what a hair plugs, a pair piece, face lift, and botox can do for an old actor. :1orglaugh

seeandsee

06-16-2014 02:04 PM

Chack approves this, and you are gone also

adultchatpay

06-16-2014 02:33 PM

Nice one, never heard of that Chuck Norris joke before.

fitzmulti

06-16-2014 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HarleyMorgan (Post 20125764)

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

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