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Old 06-14-2014, 07:49 AM   #1
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Chuck Norris
They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it back because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Old 06-14-2014, 07:53 AM   #2
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i heard his taint is black
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Old 06-14-2014, 08:09 AM   #3
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Old 06-14-2014, 10:47 AM   #5
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Chuck Norris and his wife are fucking retards.
interesting enough I was sitting here thing you are a tard.....
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Old 06-14-2014, 11:23 AM   #6
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Chuck seems to have a thing for Dead Presidents, Reagan, Washington, Lincoln, Jackson, Grant. I am sure he likes elder statesmen also, Franklin is more then likely his favorite.

I thought he only did Home Gym infomercials now.
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Old 06-14-2014, 11:32 AM   #7
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Old 06-14-2014, 11:48 AM   #8
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another 20 years and I'd knock the c*nt down!
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interesting enough I was sitting here thing you are a tard.....
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Old 06-15-2014, 08:32 AM   #10
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I don't get people. I honestly believe that some people just get utterly fucking stupid when it comes to politics.

One of my friends told me he's planning on moving from California to Washington because "Obama is going to take away his guns". He's been in office for six years and it hasn't happened, and I'm not sure why he thinks a federal law wouldn't affect people in Washington.

Obama was elected President. At the end of the day, what really changed? Fucking nothing. Presidents come and go, and what really changes? What changed from Reagan to Bush to Clinton To Bush to Obama? Unless we get someone like Nixon it really doesn't make much of a difference.
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Chuck Norris should be dead instead of Bruce Lee.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Brothers from right to left. :D
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Old 06-16-2014, 01:39 AM   #14
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chuck norris jokes: How funny became annoying very quickly.
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They named a street after Chuck Norris but they had to change it back because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
That would have been mildly amusing in 2005 when the meme started.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Lol!!! These are great... and he's so sad. Repress people! Repress science! Keep America in the 50's! So long, Chuck.
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He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.
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He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.
Not really. He talks crazy talk even for a 94 year old.
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He is crazy, but he makes 74 look like the new 65.
It's amazing what a hair plugs, a pair piece, face lift, and botox can do for an old actor.
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