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brassmonkey 06-26-2014 05:27 AM

Russian Cops Ban Short Skirts After Skirts Get Too Short
 
In Russian police force, uniform modifies you!

Or at least the public's perception of you. That is the principal argument behind the Russian Interior Ministry's recent ban on short skirts and other uniform modifications, the Moscow Times reports.

"When you meet people, the first thing you see is their clothing, and for a police officer fulfilling his duties, it is crucial to have a tidy and neat appearance. From time to time, we have seen instances of officers improperly wearing their uniforms. ? Heads [of departments] must pay more attention to the appearance of their subordinates," Deputy Interior Minister Sergei Gerasimov said in a memo obtained by Russian newspaper Izvestia.

The Moscow Times reports that the ban was imposed to counteract a growing trend of rising hemlines among female officers, as well as a tendency of male officers to cut off their shirt sleeves. Department heads are encouraged to inspect uniforms daily to make sure they're appropriate.

Here's a photo that allegedly depicts a small group of infractions just waiting to happen:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bq8m1LHCcAI199_.jpg
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full article...

getcontentnow 06-26-2014 05:35 AM

I would date them, but im not sure if i could take them seriously if they would try and arrest me.

just a punk 06-26-2014 05:48 AM

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directfiesta 06-26-2014 06:19 AM

Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V2T4H6GiA2...s640/a_011.jpg

blackmonsters 06-26-2014 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 20137807)
Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V2T4H6GiA2...s640/a_011.jpg

But, I do think she can take me out.
I won't laugh if she says "don't park there".

:1orglaugh

michael.kickass 06-26-2014 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO;20137780[IMG
http://tn.new.fishki.net/26/upload/post/201404/19/1262387/1_1e652c193cfe-7.jpg[/IMG]

fukn sexy. :)

Sly 06-26-2014 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta (Post 20137807)
Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-V2T4H6GiA2...s640/a_011.jpg

Don't try so hard, you'll make more friends.

wehateporn 06-26-2014 09:15 AM


Adam-clickpapa 06-26-2014 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20138037)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Rochard 06-26-2014 09:20 AM

For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

brassmonkey 06-26-2014 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20138046)
For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

because they are not really working :2 cents: its a fucking joke!

blackmonsters 06-26-2014 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20138046)
For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

In Russia police don't chase you, you chase police.

:1orglaugh

klinton 06-26-2014 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20138141)
In Russia police don't chase you, you chase police.

:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:winkwink:

Jim_Gunn 06-26-2014 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20138046)
For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

For crying out loud, it's clear that these are their dress uniforms for official functions not their on-duty uniforms and foot gear for when they are working a shift.

wehateporn 06-26-2014 05:35 PM

Sometimes when a woman fancies a male police officer, she will think up a creative excuse to get herself arrested


brassmonkey 06-26-2014 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20138671)
Sometimes when a woman fancies a male police officer, she will think up a creative excuse to get herself arrested


she wants to get raped

Mr. Garibaldi 06-26-2014 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20138671)

shes fucking hot... is she a model?...

Jim_Gunn 06-26-2014 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi (Post 20138693)
shes fucking hot... is she a model?...

I hope you are joking. This woman is kind of chubby. I mean, she probably looks okay in clothes for an average women walking down the street compared to all the obese people surrounding her. But a model- no!

pornmasta 06-26-2014 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20138671)

When you see her belly, you can guess that it's time to poop a little bit.

just a punk 06-27-2014 01:03 AM

We forgot about this one:

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http://newsru.co.il/pict/id/large/42...0304125707.jpg

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:winkwink:

CurrentlySober 06-27-2014 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20138716)
When you see her belly, you can guess that it's time to poop a little bit.

Its ALWAYS Time to poop a little bit.... :2 cents:

Andre77 06-27-2014 01:56 AM

I like uniform ;-) but Polish :D

EngineCash 06-27-2014 05:33 AM

OMG, arrest me, I'm guilty... :)


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