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brassmonkey · 06-26-2014, 05:27 AM

In Russian police force, uniform modifies you!

Or at least the public's perception of you. That is the principal argument behind the Russian Interior Ministry's recent ban on short skirts and other uniform modifications, the Moscow Times reports.

"When you meet people, the first thing you see is their clothing, and for a police officer fulfilling his duties, it is crucial to have a tidy and neat appearance. From time to time, we have seen instances of officers improperly wearing their uniforms. ? Heads [of departments] must pay more attention to the appearance of their subordinates," Deputy Interior Minister Sergei Gerasimov said in a memo obtained by Russian newspaper Izvestia.

The Moscow Times reports that the ban was imposed to counteract a growing trend of rising hemlines among female officers, as well as a tendency of male officers to cut off their shirt sleeves. Department heads are encouraged to inspect uniforms daily to make sure they're appropriate.

Here's a photo that allegedly depicts a small group of infractions just waiting to happen:

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full article...

getcontentnow · 06-26-2014, 05:35 AM

I would date them, but im not sure if i could take them seriously if they would try and arrest me.

just a punk · 06-26-2014, 05:48 AM

directfiesta · 06-26-2014, 06:19 AM

Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

blackmonsters · 06-26-2014, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

But, I do think she can take me out.
I won't laugh if she says "don't park there".

michael.kickass · 06-26-2014, 09:04 AM

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fukn sexy.

Sly · 06-26-2014, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by directfiesta

Russia is bad .. bad guys ...

Prefer 'merica:

Don't try so hard, you'll make more friends.

wehateporn · 06-26-2014, 09:15 AM

Adam-clickpapa · 06-26-2014, 09:20 AM

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Rochard · 06-26-2014, 09:20 AM

For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

brassmonkey · 06-26-2014, 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

because they are not really working

its a fucking joke!

blackmonsters · 06-26-2014, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

In Russia police don't chase you, you chase police.

klinton · 06-26-2014, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

In Russia police don't chase you, you chase police.

Jim_Gunn · 06-26-2014, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

For the love of god... Why would a police woman wear high heels? Sexy as hell, but not gonna help much if they need to chase someone.

For crying out loud, it's clear that these are their dress uniforms for official functions not their on-duty uniforms and foot gear for when they are working a shift.

wehateporn · 06-26-2014, 05:35 PM

Sometimes when a woman fancies a male police officer, she will think up a creative excuse to get herself arrested

brassmonkey · 06-26-2014, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

Sometimes when a woman fancies a male police officer, she will think up a creative excuse to get herself arrested

she wants to get raped

Mr. Garibaldi · 06-26-2014, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

shes fucking hot... is she a model?...

Jim_Gunn · 06-26-2014, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Garibaldi

shes fucking hot... is she a model?...

I hope you are joking. This woman is kind of chubby. I mean, she probably looks okay in clothes for an average women walking down the street compared to all the obese people surrounding her. But a model- no!

pornmasta · 06-26-2014, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

When you see her belly, you can guess that it's time to poop a little bit.

just a punk · 06-27-2014, 01:03 AM

We forgot about this one:

CurrentlySober · 06-27-2014, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

When you see her belly, you can guess that it's time to poop a little bit.

Its ALWAYS Time to poop a little bit....

Andre77 · 06-27-2014, 01:56 AM

I like uniform ;-) but Polish :D

EngineCash · 06-27-2014, 05:33 AM

OMG, arrest me, I'm guilty...

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