I actually surrendered my life to God, right in my car. I aked God to take control
 

and the fuck wrecked my car and when I tried to explain shit to the cops I got put in the nut house for the weekend :(

I dont believe you, because today is Saturday.

as long as you don't try to imitate what does the priest with children, it is not that bad...

I hope the cops beat your ass

http://i.imgur.com/krrBGjt.jpg

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Only if he gets video - Great clips4sale content...

see this post is a perfect example of why your a total failure in life :1orglaugh

you in jail and i am a failure, wow

i am a failure , but you come here for attention, wow

The fact that you are still alive shows God took control and saved you. He might have let your car get fucked up, but that is because worldly wealth is the root of all evil. He also provided you with a warm bed to rest your weary head (the nut house) Praise jesus.

You dumbass Jesus never drove a car..

Well, he did ride an ass into Jerusalem so maybe that ass was Grapesoda?

Jesus says in Mathew 3:22:
"Thou shalt down-shift when approaching curves."

:pimp lol same as evolution, huh?

bullshit, got Mexicans driving all over the damn place around here :thumbsup

you got lucky

A song about her landscaper maybe?

Well, not really. You can stop eating (altogether) million times, and I am quite sure that you will die everytime.