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Old 12-06-2014, 09:46 PM   #1
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I actually surrendered my life to God, right in my car. I aked God to take control
and the fuck wrecked my car and when I tried to explain shit to the cops I got put in the nut house for the weekend
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Old 12-06-2014, 10:05 PM   #2
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I dont believe you, because today is Saturday.
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Old 12-06-2014, 10:44 PM   #3
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as long as you don't try to imitate what does the priest with children, it is not that bad...
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Old 12-06-2014, 10:50 PM   #4
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Old 12-06-2014, 10:59 PM   #5
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Old 12-06-2014, 11:00 PM   #6
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Old 12-06-2014, 11:56 PM   #7
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Old 12-07-2014, 04:22 AM   #8
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Old 12-07-2014, 04:34 AM   #9
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Old 12-07-2014, 05:46 AM   #10
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I hope the cops beat your ass
see this post is a perfect example of why your a total failure in life
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Old 12-07-2014, 05:47 AM   #11
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and the fuck wrecked my car and when I tried to explain shit to the cops I got put in the nut house for the weekend
you in jail and i am a failure, wow
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Old 12-07-2014, 05:48 AM   #12
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i am a failure , but you come here for attention, wow
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Old 12-07-2014, 07:20 AM   #13
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The fact that you are still alive shows God took control and saved you. He might have let your car get fucked up, but that is because worldly wealth is the root of all evil. He also provided you with a warm bed to rest your weary head (the nut house) Praise jesus.
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Old 12-07-2014, 09:47 AM   #14
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and the fuck wrecked my car and when I tried to explain shit to the cops I got put in the nut house for the weekend
You dumbass Jesus never drove a car..
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Old 12-07-2014, 09:54 AM   #15
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You dumbass Jesus never drove a car..
Well, he did ride an ass into Jerusalem so maybe that ass was Grapesoda?

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Old 12-07-2014, 10:05 AM   #16
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Old 12-07-2014, 10:18 AM   #17
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You dumbass Jesus never drove a car..
bullshit, got Mexicans driving all over the damn place around here
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lol same as evolution, huh?
Well, not really. You can stop eating (altogether) million times, and I am quite sure that you will die everytime.
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