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Scott McD 04-01-2015 10:57 AM

The Roast Of Justin Bieber
 
Watched it last night. Thought some of it was hilarious actually !! :thumbsup

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CDSmith 04-01-2015 10:59 AM

Did they put him on a spit or just toss him in the oven?

Wendy-Etology 04-01-2015 11:00 AM

im so mad i missed it!

dyna mo 04-01-2015 11:03 AM

i guess they ran out of talented people to roast. insulting bieber is like shooting fish in a barrel. there's nothing NOT to insult him about. and it's pretty sad when non-comedians on the dais demand jokes be edited out of the broadcast and comedy central kowtows to them.

disappoint.

2MuchMark 04-01-2015 11:36 AM

I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Scott McD 04-01-2015 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20436160)
The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Would love to see The Hoff roast !! :thumbsup

innproductions 04-01-2015 11:46 AM

Ive heard excerpts and it sounds like it was a really good roast

dyna mo 04-01-2015 11:46 AM

RIP Greg Giraldo.

TampaToker 04-01-2015 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20436160)
I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done:2 cents:

yuu.design 04-01-2015 12:41 PM

i saw this show for first time last week and i addicted to them now :P

L-Pink 04-01-2015 12:43 PM

I thought it was pretty good. Nice turning point for the "kid" as well.

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 12:44 PM

The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...

kittykatt 04-01-2015 12:48 PM

Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

epitome 04-01-2015 04:00 PM

Martha Stewart can be pretty funny when she wants, but she was fucking hilarious.

(naturally, her jokes were written for her, but she was great at delivering them in character)

dyna mo 04-01-2015 04:03 PM

i did like the paul walker jokes.

paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

VikingMan 04-01-2015 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendy-Etology (Post 20436096)
im so mad i missed it!

check out pirate bay

VikingMan 04-01-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20436289)
Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.

VikingMan 04-01-2015 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20436183)
RIP Greg Giraldo.

he was always the best roaster

Jel 04-01-2015 06:44 PM

saw the sheen, joan rivers, hasselhoff, and pammy ones and they were fucking brilliant - not sure I could get into a justin bieber roast though. Is it just what you could roast any young pop star with? Seems like he hasn't really lived long enough to have some good knife-in-the-ribs material to work with?

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20436686)
LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.

That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

Jel 04-01-2015 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436701)
It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

If the rumours are true, he was.

sandman! 04-01-2015 07:06 PM

it was funny :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

EddyTheDog 04-01-2015 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jel (Post 20436721)
If the rumours are true, he was.

I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...

Jel 04-01-2015 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436735)
I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...

you know you can still be white if your dad is black right? Look at michael jackson :)

SilentKnight 04-01-2015 08:08 PM

"They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

"Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

"Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

SilentKnight 04-01-2015 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by VikingMan (Post 20436683)
check out pirate bay

The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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The Porn Nerd 04-01-2015 09:31 PM

Was Whitney Cummings on it?
I am IN LOVE with that woman and want to marry her.

epitome 04-01-2015 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20436820)
Was Whitney Cummings on it?
I am IN LOVE with that woman and want to marry her.

She's "network TV" and "too good" for that now. In her eyes.

Natasha Leggero was the female comic. She had great jokes.

Nicholas FirstMobileCash 04-02-2015 12:45 AM

It was a great roast, my favs were Jeff Ross and Pete Davidson.

Ron Burgundy was a nice surprise.

Scott McD 04-02-2015 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20436779)

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

Haha! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 04-02-2015 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20436779)
"They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

"Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

"Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

That made me chuckle,I thought the roast wasn't that bad

Oracle Porn 04-02-2015 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20436782)
The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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MaDalton 04-02-2015 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt (Post 20436289)
Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

The Porn Nerd 04-02-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20437337)
you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

Why? Too soon?

MaDalton 04-02-2015 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20437340)
Why? Too soon?

about 200 years too soon

dyna mo 04-02-2015 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20437337)
you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

do you think that joke was funny?

MaDalton 04-02-2015 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20437354)
do you think that joke was funny?

not the slightest bit

Jeffne 04-02-2015 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20436183)
RIP Greg Giraldo.

Absolutely the best. One of our sales reps back in 2003 was his sister-in-law. We all had dinner with Greg when he performed at the Tempe Improv. Good guy...RIP

Jeff -CCBill

Jim_Gunn 04-02-2015 03:47 PM

I watched it. It had some funny moments. It lacked many of the best roasters from previous Comedy Central Roasts though. I suppose that some are either too big now and declined or otherwise unavailable like Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried and of course the late Greg Giraldo.

Imortyl Pussycat 04-02-2015 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20437337)
you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

it was made because Justin was scrutinized in Germany when he said that Anne Frank would have been a fan of his. he got tons of hate from that statement, hence, they roasted him on the show for it :winkwink:

i thought it was funny overall but that they could have given him more hell than they did. a few things had me ROFL

izombie 04-02-2015 07:20 PM

The roast had its moments but they just aren't as good as they used to be, it was definitely better than the James Franco roast that one sucked.

georgeyw 04-02-2015 11:18 PM

Was more of a blow shit up his ass than a proper roast. Half of the roasters are his mates.

2MuchMark 04-03-2015 07:59 AM

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Originally Posted by TampaToker (Post 20436200)
Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done:2 cents:

Really? I don't know, maybe I was in a weird mood but I hardly laughed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436283)
The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...

I forgot about that one - yes I thought it was hilarious. Was that the one with Sarah Silverman making fun of Bea ("Maude") Authurs "Flabiddy Floobity" Vagina? If so I fell off the couch laughing so hard at that roast.

2MuchMark 04-03-2015 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20436548)
i did like the paul walker jokes.

paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.


Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.

dyna mo 04-03-2015 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20438282)
Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.

they were edited out. ludakris got butthurt and pushed comedy central to delete them from the broadcast.

ragnar69 04-03-2015 09:12 AM

Can't understand why they put late night adult programing on CC and then bleep half the show.

Niktamer 04-03-2015 09:44 AM

The Comedy Network Shows ? Watch Full Episodes | Daily Show, Colbert & Tosh.O

work for me

Tofu 04-03-2015 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20436701)
That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

I know I'm late, but that was hilarious! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Niktamer 04-03-2015 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tofu (Post 20438397)
I know I'm late, but that was hilarious! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I just trained 1h30 watching this.. and i had to stop so many time cause i was laughing too much.

even Martha Stewart was great.


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