The Roast Of Justin Bieber - GoFuckYourself.com

Scott McD · 04-01-2015, 10:57 AM

Watched it last night. Thought some of it was hilarious actually !!

CDSmith · 04-01-2015, 10:59 AM

Did they put him on a spit or just toss him in the oven?

Wendy-Etology · 04-01-2015, 11:00 AM

im so mad i missed it!

dyna mo · 04-01-2015, 11:03 AM

i guess they ran out of talented people to roast. insulting bieber is like shooting fish in a barrel. there's nothing NOT to insult him about. and it's pretty sad when non-comedians on the dais demand jokes be edited out of the broadcast and comedy central kowtows to them.

disappoint.

2MuchMark · 04-01-2015, 11:36 AM

I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Scott McD · 04-01-2015, 11:43 AM

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The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Would love to see The Hoff roast !!

innproductions · 04-01-2015, 11:46 AM

Ive heard excerpts and it sounds like it was a really good roast

dyna mo · 04-01-2015, 11:46 AM

RIP Greg Giraldo.

TampaToker · 04-01-2015, 11:52 AM

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I watched it but found it pretty boring.... Why the hell was Martha Stewart on the show? Snoop Dogg is not funny either.

The best "Roast" I saw was of William Shatner and David Hasselhoff.

Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done

yuu.design · 04-01-2015, 12:41 PM

i saw this show for first time last week and i addicted to them now :P

L-Pink · 04-01-2015, 12:43 PM

I thought it was pretty good. Nice turning point for the "kid" as well.

EddyTheDog · 04-01-2015, 12:44 PM

The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...

kittykatt · 04-01-2015, 12:48 PM

Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz

epitome · 04-01-2015, 04:00 PM

Martha Stewart can be pretty funny when she wants, but she was fucking hilarious.

(naturally, her jokes were written for her, but she was great at delivering them in character)

dyna mo · 04-01-2015, 04:03 PM

i did like the paul walker jokes.

paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

VikingMan · 04-01-2015, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendy-Etology

im so mad i missed it!

check out pirate bay

VikingMan · 04-01-2015, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by kittykatt

Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz

LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.

VikingMan · 04-01-2015, 06:37 PM

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RIP Greg Giraldo.

he was always the best roaster

Jel · 04-01-2015, 06:44 PM

saw the sheen, joan rivers, hasselhoff, and pammy ones and they were fucking brilliant - not sure I could get into a justin bieber roast though. Is it just what you could roast any young pop star with? Seems like he hasn't really lived long enough to have some good knife-in-the-ribs material to work with?

EddyTheDog · 04-01-2015, 06:48 PM

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LOL yeah that was funny and of course delivered by a jewish guy. Goys cannot get away with jokes like that.

That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

Jel · 04-01-2015, 07:04 PM

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It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

If the rumours are true, he was.

sandman! · 04-01-2015, 07:06 PM

it was funny

EddyTheDog · 04-01-2015, 07:16 PM

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If the rumours are true, he was.

I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...

Jel · 04-01-2015, 07:34 PM

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I wish - I would have saved thousands on fake tan - Not sure sure about the hair though - I tried a perm back in the '80s - It was hilarious...

you know you can still be white if your dad is black right? Look at michael jackson

SilentKnight · 04-01-2015, 08:08 PM

"They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

"Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

"Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

SilentKnight · 04-01-2015, 08:11 PM

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check out pirate bay

The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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The Porn Nerd · 04-01-2015, 09:31 PM

Was Whitney Cummings on it?
I am IN LOVE with that woman and want to marry her.

epitome · 04-01-2015, 09:34 PM

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Was Whitney Cummings on it?
I am IN LOVE with that woman and want to marry her.

She's "network TV" and "too good" for that now. In her eyes.

Natasha Leggero was the female comic. She had great jokes.

Nicholas FirstMobileCash · 04-02-2015, 12:45 AM

It was a great roast, my favs were Jeff Ross and Pete Davidson.

Ron Burgundy was a nice surprise.

Scott McD · 04-02-2015, 06:16 AM

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"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

Haha!

Spunky · 04-02-2015, 06:24 AM

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"They say that Bieber was born to a single mom - which explains why he has all the moves. He started in the womb...trying to avoid the coat hangar."

"Selena Gomez was bangin' Bieber. Proof that Mexicans will do all the dirty jobs that Americans won't do."

"Justin Bieber has the clit that Bruce Jenner always wished he had."

"Justin Bieber has a tattoo over his asshole that says, "That Doesn't Count."

That made me chuckle,I thought the roast wasn't that bad

Oracle Porn · 04-02-2015, 07:54 AM

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The full roast is on the Comedy Central website. Watched it earlier.

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MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 09:51 AM

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Best joke was if Anne Frank heard your music she would've ubered to Auschwitz

you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

The Porn Nerd · 04-02-2015, 09:55 AM

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you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

Why? Too soon?

MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 09:59 AM

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Why? Too soon?

about 200 years too soon

dyna mo · 04-02-2015, 10:04 AM

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you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

do you think that joke was funny?

MaDalton · 04-02-2015, 10:06 AM

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do you think that joke was funny?

not the slightest bit

Jeffne · 04-02-2015, 12:06 PM

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RIP Greg Giraldo.

Absolutely the best. One of our sales reps back in 2003 was his sister-in-law. We all had dinner with Greg when he performed at the Tempe Improv. Good guy...RIP

Jeff -CCBill

Jim_Gunn · 04-02-2015, 03:47 PM

I watched it. It had some funny moments. It lacked many of the best roasters from previous Comedy Central Roasts though. I suppose that some are either too big now and declined or otherwise unavailable like Whitney Cummings, Lisa Lampanelli, Gilbert Gottfried and of course the late Greg Giraldo.

Imortyl Pussycat · 04-02-2015, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

you make that joke on german TV and your career is over

it was made because Justin was scrutinized in Germany when he said that Anne Frank would have been a fan of his. he got tons of hate from that statement, hence, they roasted him on the show for it

i thought it was funny overall but that they could have given him more hell than they did. a few things had me ROFL

izombie · 04-02-2015, 07:20 PM

The roast had its moments but they just aren't as good as they used to be, it was definitely better than the James Franco roast that one sucked.

georgeyw · 04-02-2015, 11:18 PM

Was more of a blow shit up his ass than a proper roast. Half of the roasters are his mates.

2MuchMark · 04-03-2015, 07:59 AM

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Pretty boring? That was one of the best ones they have done

Really? I don't know, maybe I was in a weird mood but I hardly laughed.

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The Pamela Anderson one was great - I will check out the Beiber one...

I forgot about that one - yes I thought it was hilarious. Was that the one with Sarah Silverman making fun of Bea ("Maude") Authurs "Flabiddy Floobity" Vagina? If so I fell off the couch laughing so hard at that roast.

2MuchMark · 04-03-2015, 08:00 AM

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i did like the paul walker jokes.

paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.

dyna mo · 04-03-2015, 08:06 AM

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Haha thats pretty funny... but I didn't hear this joke. Maybe I was a censored version. I had heard somewhere that the Paul Walker + a few other jokes were edited out. Maybe I saw a PG version of the show.

they were edited out. ludakris got butthurt and pushed comedy central to delete them from the broadcast.

ragnar69 · 04-03-2015, 09:12 AM

Can't understand why they put late night adult programing on CC and then bleep half the show.

Niktamer · 04-03-2015, 09:44 AM

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Tofu · 04-03-2015, 10:14 AM

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That's what I love about being overweight, gay and Jewish - I can insult almost anyone - It's just a shame my father wasn't black...

I know I'm late, but that was hilarious!

Niktamer · 04-03-2015, 10:51 AM

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I know I'm late, but that was hilarious!

I just trained 1h30 watching this.. and i had to stop so many time cause i was laughing too much.

even Martha Stewart was great.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	i guess they ran out of talented people to roast. insulting bieber is like shooting fish in a barrel. there's nothing NOT to insult him about. and it's pretty sad when non-comedians on the dais demand jokes be edited out of the broadcast and comedy central kowtows to them. disappoint.

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innproductions Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2014 Posts: 22	Ive heard excerpts and it sounds like it was a really good roast

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,152	I thought it was pretty good. Nice turning point for the "kid" as well.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,903	i did like the paul walker jokes. paul walker must be doing pretty good, he's got a new movie coming out.

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Jel Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 6,904	saw the sheen, joan rivers, hasselhoff, and pammy ones and they were fucking brilliant - not sure I could get into a justin bieber roast though. Is it just what you could roast any young pop star with? Seems like he hasn't really lived long enough to have some good knife-in-the-ribs material to work with?

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