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MrBottomTooth

04-28-2015 09:50 AM

Jon Jones UFC hit and run. Breaks pregnant lady's arm

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Anyone else following this story? He just had a dui a while ago. Now he's hit a pregnant lady with his car and broke her arm. Then he fled the scene, only to come back a few minutes later to grab a bag of cash he left behind. What a fool. He'll get jail time for this one.

Harmon

04-28-2015 09:57 AM

I am pretty sure when the judge asks him how you wishes to plea, you will get an answer similar to:

"Din do nuffin..."

TheSquealer

04-28-2015 09:58 AM

like most fighters, he's an emotional and psychological wreck.

MrBottomTooth

04-28-2015 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20461184)

I am pretty sure when the judge asks him how you wishes to plea, you will get an answer similar to:

"Din do nuffin..."

Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"

MakeMeGrrrrowl

04-28-2015 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20461176)

I'm sure he grabbed his coke too, and probably waited to turn himself in til it was all out of his system.

Can't stand him.

MassMarketing

04-28-2015 11:26 AM

What an idiot

Drake

04-28-2015 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20461188)

Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"

:1orglaugh

Best-In-BC

04-28-2015 07:24 PM

LOL hahaha

georgeyw

04-28-2015 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20461188)

Maybe he can get Bruce Buffer to announce it for him. "Didnnnnnn't.......Doooooooooo.................... ..... Nuuuuuuuuuffffffffffffffiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnss ssssssss"

oh wow :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

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